Saturday, December 14, 2019

No Greta Thunberg, You Never Get to be a Kid Again

Sorry sweetheart.  You wanted all the attention whoring and crusadering and the endorphin hit that came with lording yourself over other people, you never get to be a kid again.

Your adolescence is over.  You don't get to date normal boys.  You don't even get out of the limelight again.  There is no more "child hood innocence."

This is your life forever.  Now enjoy being a forever-pissed-off adult activist who will never achieve happiness in life because you love the fame and the politics more than you do any human.

14 comments:

Maniac said...

It's gonna hit her hard when her handlers no longer have any use for her.

Double Tapper said...

This counts as child abuse in my book

Mark Matis said...

Ah, but Schwartz György has been so nice to her!

Glen Filthie said...

I kinda think she’s gonna end up like that other liberal spaghetti-armed bitch... David Hogg.

Liberalism appeals to children.

liberranter said...

You don't get to date normal boys.

Greta, being distinctly ABnormal, doesn't strike me as being a girl who would want to date "normal" boys anyway. Who knows, she very well might not be into boys at all.

What we know for certain is that no "normal" boys want to even inhabit the same planet with her, let alone date her.

Anonymous said...

Just ignore the little bitch and let her chirp to the other liberal, climate change morons. Us productive people with brains shouldn't be giving their fucking nonsense any attention or credence!!

Now move on, nothing to see here!!!

Jennifer said...

What weaklings you MMMs-Merely Mediocre Males are, triggered by a teenage girl.

TheTrophyOne said...

So retarded...Such a waste of time.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and Greta, figure on never having any children, not that there's much chance of finding some normal simp to knock you up anyway. Children blow your carbon footprint out of the water much more than even flying in jetliners every day. Think of the planet. Be green and be childless.

tdcommenter said...

She might be able to live happy, if and only if she doesn't by the snake oil she's peddling.

Her predecessor Severn Cullis-Suzuki has a husband and 2 kids: https://infogalactic.com/info/Severn_Cullis-Suzuki

However, Severn seems to be higher functioning socially.

Maniac said...

"What weaklings you MMMs-Merely Mediocre Males are, triggered by a teenage girl."

Where's my chicken pot pie?

Anonymous said...

Hey Jennifer, women like you back in the day used to be strung up for being a witch. Thank God every fucking day those days haven't come back yet, you snot nosed cunt.

Jennifer said...

Well, aren't you a little charmer.

Jennifer said...

My cooking isn't for everybody, just the sexy people.