I'm under the impression it's Earth Day or something today.
Whether it is or not, it's always a good day to drive your 8 cylinder car around. I have an old GM car, the tires on which are NOT inflated properly. I shall drive it.
I will go to the grocery store and ask them to double bag.
I will then burn the bags.
I will also grill a steak because cows emit carbon and to grill I will have to use fossil fuels to heat it.
Do your share to emit more carbon than the phonies claim to save.