I forecast the following conspiracy theories as we approach the election;
1. Flag of Our Fathers was timed to be released for maximum Republican advantage. The left will demand Clint Eastwood shoot himself and renounce the use of guns.
2. Harry Reid's real estate deals were obviously the work of the right wing MSM.
3. The George Bush made this last tropical depression fail to become a hurricane only because of the mid term elections. Otherwise he would have called his cronies and made that tropical depression a force 5 hurricance to wipe out another town populated with minorities.
4. The paper cut I got the other day was the result of a diabolical plot by Bush, Inc. when I criticized him for spending too much money.
2 comments:
Don't forget the Bush orchestrated Plane crash into to NY building to remind the nation about terrorism..
Doh! Forgot that one! How could I forget that one!
He also had Kim Jong Ill test that nuclear bomb, because you know, him and the royal north Korean family are like this!
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