So I'm driving on 394 which is a main east-west artery out of the Twin Cities. And on one of the billboards I see an brilliantly lighted advertisement for "Eco Fun Fest." I rolled my eyes not because here was yet another example of a municipality (Minnetonka) squandering money it doesn't have. Nor was it yet another example of brainwashing the youth. It's because what kid on this Earth dreams of attending the "Eco Fun Fest?"
Dad - "No, no Disney Land for you little Jimmy on this fine Memorial Day weekend. No, we're going to the "Eco Fun Fest!"
Little Jimmy - "YEAAAAA!"
Reminds me of "Sunday Vacation Bible School" which I was forced to attend in my youth.
What happens to adults when they get older? Do they forget what it was like to be a kid??? Don't you guys remember what it was like when you had that BIG, SHINNY wrapped present for Christmas and when you opened it up it was a stinkin' sweater? Don't you remember just begging and pleading with your folks to take you to Disney World and instead you got to go to "Old World Wisconsin?"
So parents,
adults who are my age and should not have forgotten their youth in the 70's and the 80's,
or those of you who just plain plan on breeding little ones in the future,
lend me your ears!
Will you please knock it off with foisting your political or religious or just plain BORING agendas on your children? They do not want to go to "Sunday Vacation Bible School."
They do NOT want "sweaters" for Christmas.
And they sure as hell don't want to go to "Eco Fun Fest!"
Take them to Disney World.
Take them to Yellowstone.
Take them to a lake and let them run around and get dirty looking for turtles.
Honest to Pete, why do I even have to write this?
4 comments:
So, in the process of starting my own politically-oriented blog, I've stumbled onto many others, including yours.
I must say you're making your way well up my list of favorite Captains...which is no small feat, considering my love of Captain Planet, Captain Crunch, and Captain Morgan. So congratulations. And keep up the good economizing, cap'n.
Funny I always stuff liek Old World Wisconsin as youth. Still do.
Guess I'm weird. Oh, ok no need to GUESS.
"Eco Fun Fest" - an oxymoron!
Each of those words makes sense by itelf, but not put together.
"Reminds me of "Sunday Vacation Bible School" which I was forced to attend in my youth. "
One must wonder if more of that vacation Bible school, especially the part about worshipping false gods, might have retarded the growth of environmentalism.
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