Sunday, April 06, 2008

Guy Goes to a Doctor

Says, "Doc, I feel sick."

Doc says, "well let's run some tests."

The doc comes back and says, "I'm sorry, I have some bad news. You only have 10."

The guy says, "10? What do you mean 10? 10 what, years, months, weeks?"

Doc says, "9...8...7...6..."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I went up into the attic yesterday and found a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt.

Unfortunately Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Rembrandt made lousy violins.

Anonymous said...

Aaw, cum' on!

Captain Capitalism said...

I got worse jokes.