The title of this post is NOT meant to be sophomoric, crass, or shallow.
I make it the title to make a point. So please listen.
Men like:
1. Big books
2. Tight asses
3. Long legs
4. Long hair
This will not change. It will not be socially or psychologically engineered out of us. It is what we like and will continue to like despite communists, feminists and leftists' best efforts to tell everybody else otherwise. It is genetic, so please don't complain about us being "shallow" for having a physical preference for an in-shape, "blessed by the lord" 25 year old than an overweight 55 year old. You may as well complain that water is wet, the sky is blue and bears poop in the woods.
Now, you girls have a choice. You really do. Complain about it. OR accept it as fact.
Guess which option will be more productive!
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Ummm, Cap'n?
1. Big books?
I like a good read as much as anyone, but not really what I'm looking for in a woman.
Is there such a thing as a reverse Freudian slip?
Good for you! I don't like fat stinky and overly hairy dudes! All those are totally fixable qualities and I don't feel bad about discriminating against them.
To quote Tom T. Hall:
"It's faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money."
Small books are ok, too.
Sometimes you just want a light read...
She had Huuuuuge tracts of land!
I DO like big books, and so does this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4
Ayn Rand, Tolkien, those are two of my favorites.
Have said this about a million times, and for whatever reason, women still seem to ignore the message.
"No man has ever approached a female they do not find physically attractive because they think that woman is nice, has a great personality, or is kind to their families."
Not happening, never will.
Personally, I prefer smaller boobs over large ones. You got the rest of the list almost 100% spot on though.
Ya know...if I was in the market to find a new wife...I wouldn't be looking in a wine bar. The women that frequent those facilities are usually lushes or failures at relationships.
Especially if they are beyond the "youthful look" that men supposedly want.
Steve
The same women who complain about men being shallow for liking big boobs are the same women who refuse to date men who aren't tall. Hypocrisy, anyone?
Talk about stupid women if you want something ya gotta work for it. Up to my mid 20's I looked like I could still be in High School. It made getting dates hard looking so young. So I started working out lifting weights and putting on muscle which helped to make me look older and guess what women liked it. These women are just lazy and there is another problem they really don't like sex. Women who like sex will be attractive and women who don't sit at a wine bar with there lazy unattractive friends.
By the same token that women would prefer to fish out a good guy from the tall, socially-dominant alpha guys, men generally prefer to find the sweet, friendly girl from the hot girls. Why? Easy! Getting to know if the girl has a good personality requires time, but determining if she's hot can be done at a glance. The girls that hate this are typically of middling attractiveness and the ones that hate any form of stereotyping and insist that we should all get to know all people before making a call about what they're like. Personally, I think life is short and I don't have time to meet everybody in detail and figure out that my first guess was in fact absolutely correct 80% and mostly correct most of the rest of the time, but that's just me.
And women don't get how absurdly easy it is to be attractive for them. If you're a young woman who is in decent physical shape, takes care of her hair well, and dresses decently, you've won 80-90% of the battle. It's all quite controllable. If you're hot enough, you can even be a b*tch or a princess and get away with it in the short term! For men, that most defining trait of physical attractiveness, height, can't be controlled, and you have to cultivate a personality that society tried to beat out of you since you were 5.
The trick is finding a woman who has the physical attributes you like and who isn't also one or more of: Insane, Entitled, etc...
Sames goes for the girls, different set of base criteria and things to avoid though.
Ah, now I see the books. Yes, I supposed that could be a reverse Freudian slip. I think I'll just leave it there.
What Big Books would a lady need to clutch to her bosum to get The Cap'n's attention?
The Joy of Cooking?
The Wealth of Nations?
A girl with a martini in one hand and a book in the other and not much else on. Who knows, I may even read the book!
"Big book?"
Why Captain, I do have those! :)
Send photos! ;)
Captain Capitalism: The Goddess of Capitalism has decided to honor your request. Click here, and scroll down -- you shall see some very large books.
"...You may as well complain that water is wet, the sky is blue and bears poop in the woods.
Now, you girls have a choice. You really do. Complain about it. OR accept it as fact."
Even with my limited experience (Thank The Maker!) with Modern Womyn, I think that I can reliably predict that the privileged princesses would much rather stand around and 'curse the darkness' than expend the energy and effort to 'light a candle'.
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