Good ol Dalrock. Always good for a laugh.
And by laugh I mean "guffaw."
And by "guffaw" I mean "nothing's funnier than reality crushing people."
And let's not forget Badger. Boys, you NEVER, EVER make going to a bar with a girl the SOLE event of the evening. You ALWAYS make it a secondary event enroute home. For example, you NEVER say,
"Hey, it'd be great to get a drink on Friday!"
You wait till Friday, call her up at 8PM and say,
"Hey, I'm finishing up a game around 9PM, you want to meet up for a drink around 930?"
Oh, you sad nice boys. I was once just like you, now I look back with such hindsight it's painfully funny to see the obvious errors we made.
Enjoy the decline!
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The number one mistake was wine bar.
Adam Carolla and his Mangria notwithstanding, men drink beer and bourbon.
Finding a good drink at a wine bar is like looking for a good steak at Red Lobster.
Thanks Captain!
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