Saturday, March 28, 2009

Anti-Earth Day

Remember today is Anti-Earth Day.

Undo all the work the pyscho crazies have been doing to "save" the environment.

I have already pointlessly driven over 50 miles today and plan a bonfire of treated wood, magazine paper and plastics (if I can find any).

Remember to flush multiple times and perhaps heat up your house with the shower running.

Smoke a lot, and if you don't smoke, make up for it in taking beautiful Saturday afternoon drives.

Oh, and fire up those grills!!!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

no u

Robert Miller said...

I'm on a trip, but left the light on at home.

I'll laugh my ass off if all these morons turning their power back on at the same time cause a blackout from the power surge.

Turning out your lights for an hour is about at useless as spending a night in a refrigerator box to plead the case for the homeless.

Anonymous said...

My wife and I went for a nice pointless drive today. We took 2 vehichles, totalling 8 cylinders (yes big SUVs). We followed each other around putting on about 70 miles each...

Now I am off to fire up the grill and grill some Venison!

I think my clothes dryer is electric, that ought to pull some heavy Amps off the power grid! Now I wonder what I could put in there while I am running it???

Anonymous said...

I cranked my hotel room to 30 degrees, gambled away 500 bucks and got shitfaced. It was great. Tomorrow I'm gonna burn 140,000 lbs of gas. Take that, hippies...

Anonymous said...

It takes 6.4 gallons of deisel to idle a 5.9L Cummins Turbo all day. I'm doing my part to help keep US oil workers and their families fed.

Conservation/Stewardship and environmentalism are not the same thing.

Anonymous said...

wow i think i just found my new favorite spot online. i googled anti earth day and found this little gem. does my heart good to know there are others out there "undoing" the work of the liberal left.

Anonymous said...

I sat in my car and revved the engine for a half hour. I don't even have anywhere to go today.