Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Job Posting on Cappy Cap

Howdy All,

Alex over at Academic Composition is looking to hire some people and since I know a lot of you are either in college or fresh out of college and looking for some cash, thought this might be up some of your alleys.  Of course, nothing glamorous or glorious, but it will pay some bills.  Basically he's looking to expand his homework-writing business and needs people to post ads on Craigslist.  The details are as such:

If you reside in one of the below listed regions, you can seize this opportunity by posting ads on craigslist.

1. Minneapolis, MN
2. Denver, CO
3. Dallas, TX
4. Phoenix, AZ
5. Vancouver, BC
6. Boston, MA
7. Chicago, IL
8. Madison, WI
9. Honolulu, HI
10. Toronto, ON

Next, all you'd need to do is follow this simple four step process to receive a $25 start-up compensation.

A. Create a new gmail account
B. Set up the forwarding features to ensure that all of their incoming emails are automatically re-directed to me (sounds more complicated than it really is, most people will be able to figure out how to do this within 3 minutes)
C. Use the new GMAIL account to set up a Craigslist account
D. Receive my ads and prepare to post them in the city where they reside

If you post the ad specifically as you were instructed to, it will not be flagged and removed by craigslist. If your ad stays live on the forum for one full week, you will be paid $20. If it stays for a full 12 hours, a $15 compensation is in order. If it only lasts three days, I'll pay you $10. If it survives for a mere 3 hours, you'll be paid $5.
Contact Alex at academiccomposition@gmail.com

Again, I know it's not an investment banking position, but it beats delivering pizzas.


Anonymous said...

Dodgy stuff. I'll take the pizza thanks.

Anonymous said...

I'd be all over this if one of those places was Florida.

Anonymous said...

@ Anonymous 2

Or if one was the UK.

Black Poison Soul said...

He pays out more for 12 hours vs 3 days? Interesting.

Unusual business-model, writing someone else's homework for them. How low academia has fallen - you trying to give it an extra kick in the crotch?