Dear American Fathers Without Spines,
Please continue to fail to raise your daughters properly. We younger men need you to lie to your daughters about "follow your heart and the money will follow, Sweetheart" so they:
Major in stupid subjects
Go into crippling debt to do so
Can't find a job to pay their debts back
and are forced to become strippers, prostitutes and porn actresses.
Such desperation not only increases the supply of young, supple 20 something babes, but lowers the price we have to pay.
Your continued support of failing to be genuine real fathers to your "Precious Little Princess" is very much appreciated.
The Younger Men in America