Wednesday, March 30, 2016

New SURE FIRE Retirement Plan for Boomers!

Look!  You can "fight the system maaaan" AND retire at the same time!  Free food, clothing, lodging and health care!

4 comments:

David Suspended said...

My Dad and some uncles did prison time, and the older I get, the more hospitable prison seems.

You get three meals a day.
You don't have to pay bills.
You don't have to work or look for a job.
You get plenty of time to workout, read, study.
You get to watch TV, listen to radio, etc.
You get medical care and a nearly guaranteed job.

In some ways it doesn't sound so bad.

Faithless Cynic said...

I live in a dumblib state with no death penalty for murder. The silver haired mooches can just kill someone. Easy Peasey :-)

Tucanae Services said...

Note to Cappy:

You assume that CONUS is not a prison system, sea to sea, already. Yet facts are not in evidence to support the assertion.

TroperA said...

It doesn't sound bad, but you want to make sure you commit a white collar crime so you get sent to one of those Club Med prisons, not one of those Federal PITA prisons with the gangrape.