Rantings and tirades of a frustrated economist.
UNFREAKING REAL - The amazing thing is, this could have all been avoided if a respected father figure or brother could have told mister stabbing nutjob the following:Look, there is a good chance the first person you ask out will say no. No problem, this is all a numbers game anyway so have a long list of girls to ask out. Work your way down the list from most desirable to least. If you are persistant, the odds are someone will end up sucking you off. An overweight, acne scarred girl becomes the most lovely creature on earth if her head is in your lap. Man the fuck up! Make your list and get moving. Call me if questions. I can imagine a twenty something Cappy growling this advice around a cigar.
I always thought if you were a good emo, you were supposed to cut 'yourself,' not others.
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