Lousy stupid tornadoes.
This only PROVES my 100% correct theory that the reason I have yet to see a tornado is not because of bad luck or a lack of them, but rather they know I'm looking for them and they are AFRAID OF ME! And thus, when they know I'm coming they COWARDLY retreat back up into the clouds!
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And yet you'll hear nothing from the leftists about how the record lows in tornado activity is a sign of climate change, oh no. If it were a record high we'd never hear the end of it, how the end is nigh, how we must kill all industry...
You need to quit trying to chase them and just be yourself....
It looks like you're kicking Global Warming's ass
I lived in Lawton, Oklahoma for 3 lousy years, just south of Fort Sill, where I was working through my captaincy. We used to climb up on the roof and sip cocktails while we watched the tornadoes march across the west range. Awesome.
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