Hosurance is the correct moniker to explain this utterly contemptible and disgusting advertisement by Colorado's insurance exchange. I won't delve into it in detail as I believe Roissy has done a good enough job, but I will merely point out two things this vile and childish advertisement screams at everyone:
1. American women have decayed so much that this isn't considered a parody or mockery of them, but rather an accurate portrayal. Making it worse, the advertisement was likely made by liberal women who have no clue just how badly they've presented women.
2. This is young women telling men they don't need men, they just need the government. Maybe a fling here or there, but man's role in society is no longer provider, father or head of household, just a hot guy for a romp around the bedroom.
To that end, it is now my policy to only help women I know and trust. If I'm already paying for harlots' health insurance and they're going to return the favor by acting like Miley Ray Cyrus and marrying the government, I'm done. I don't care if it's -20 and you're on the side of a road with an overturned car. If it doesn't have a conservative bumper stick or some other obvious evidence you care to support yourself, call up the federal government tow-car hotline.