I was 18.
I was stupid.
I bought two tickets
6 months in advance to see Victor Borge.
I was stupid because I thought it would be easy to find a date.
How wrong I was.
Because at that point in my stupid, naive life, I thought most girls were like me. Yes, they may have liked "Hootie and the Blowfish" but they also appreciated a pianist genius like Victor Borge.
After asking around 15 girls to attend with me, and having 15 girls say, "who?" I realized I overestimated my generation of women.
Enter now, Don Rickles.
Rickles ain't getting any younger folks. And, like Borge, it wasn't until I was older did I appreciate him. So I was happy to see he's still performing. Better see him before this great American passes on. WWII vet, entertained millions, the epitome of America at its peak.
Or you can always go with Chris Rock or whatever filth passes for comedians nowadays.