Friday, November 22, 2013

Nice Guys Finish Last

Remember that boys.

Felons get more play than accountants.

Also from Roissy, a no-shit-Sherlock moment.

Like I said in my previous podcast, your husband wants you to lose 15 pounds for Christmas.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet accountants get more money.

Dan said...

If you read the article, Manson is not getting any because the state doesn't allow it. In any event I'm not entirely sure why you support murderers or the people who don't have anything better to do than associate with them.

According to an audit of study data by KPMG, accountants actually get more sex than any other profession. Naturally I refuse to accept any unaudited data that refutes this conclusion.

Richard said...

I have stared into the Captain's soul and discovered that he is me...

faithless cynic said...

Unfucking Real. A Delaware woman with a rich, married, nutjob boyfriend wound up in an Igloo cooler and was dumped in the bay. The body was never found. I have concluded that women would rather chance becoming shark food than date a stable, law abiding man who does not hit or abuse her.

I am really glad to be married because my days tiptoeing over the dating minefield are over.

Wikked said...

faithless cynic said...

Unfucking Real. A Delaware woman with a rich, married, nutjob boyfriend wound up in an Igloo cooler and was dumped in the bay. The body was never found. I have concluded that women would rather chance becoming shark food than date a stable, law abiding man who does not hit or abuse her.

I am really glad to be married because my days tiptoeing over the dating minefield are over.


Yes, because dealing with one cupcake is SOOO much better than being single and just going home with random cupcakes from time to time, if one is so inclined. Or going fishing, or boating, or hunting, or camping, or whatever you want to spend your time and money on, rather than whatever cupcake wants to spend your time and money on.

I would wish you good luck with Family Kangaroo Kourt, but the fact is, I could give you all the wishes, prayers, blood sacrifice, black magic, white magic, whatever, that you can think of, and it won't make a lick of difference WHEN, not if, WHEN cupcake decides to pull the eject lever and claim her cash and prizes, courtesy of Das Reich.

Personally, I'm really enjoying being single again.

Anonymous said...

However, married nice guys get more play than anybody else. (Ask my husband!)

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