Wednesday, February 11, 2015

And the Pretty Lies Continue

Whatever dipshittery you aging women who blew your chances years ago have to tell yourself.

My favorite is how it's all about inner beauty....

but she still has to wear heels, eyelash extensions, and learn the "beauty pageant walk."

Enjoy the decline, ladies.  Enjoy that decline.

3 comments:

QQminusS said...

I just simultaneously became gay and fell in love with you, bro.

Robert What? said...

To be fair they don't specifically state that the women are never married or divorced.

Peregrine John said...

However much they lie, they still need the pretty. Go figure.