The Fugazi Female Jobs Industry

I shall be brief and succinct about the wage gap and the oppression of women in this country.

It’s proof as to just how spoiled they are.

It would be one thing if women were enslaved, prevented from leaving the household, or somehow had laws made against them, preventing them from what men do.  But it’s the complete opposite.  What I’m told by media and the television is women are 4^th, 5^th, 18^th rate citizens.  But what my eyes show me is a group of humans that have never been so pampered, indulged or spoiled.

Women work a fraction of what men do.
Women major in stupid subjects at a rate of 3-1 what men do.
Women are not dying on the job (or in the battle field) anywhere near what men do.
Women are given preferential treatment in ever major institution in this country.

And despite all this clamoring about being equal to men (nay) interchangeable, it is a very rare woman indeed who does men the one simple courtesy of asking men out.

All of this ensconced within the non-stop cacophony that women are horrifically oppressed in this country, which  proves to me that they are indeed not oppressed, but spoiled, because victimhood is now a luxury good consumed by our most pampered, privileged people.

But if there’s one true injustice it could be no better highlighted than the likes of Ilhan Omar, Nancy Pelosi, and/or Ocasio Cortez.  Not that they’re democrats or women, but that they have never held a real job.  They’ve never worked, toiled, suffered, or labored.  They are the epitome of American feminist hypocrisy because they simply are the most spoiled little brats in America, but at the same time claim they’ve victims because “vagina.”

So I went online and actually did some research to calculate what I believe to be true measure of just how spoiled (predominantly) leftist women are in this country.  Just how little they carry their weight.  And just how much society goes out of its way to bend over backwards for them…yet still suffer the indignation of being called “sexist.”

The Fugazi Female Jobs Percentage

If you don’t know what “fugazi” means, it’s synonymous with FUBAR, fake, and fraudulent.  It also means counterfeit in some jewelry circles.  I’m applying it to the jobs, industries and professions women tend to work in because that’s precisely what those industries/jobs are – fake, fabricated, fugazi.

 

They are also a testament as to just how spoiled women are in this country because when ENTIRE INDUSTRIES, JOBS, AND PROFESSIONS are made out of thin air not only to employ women, but to make their egos and fee fees feel better do not tell me that you are somehow an “oppressed group” in this country. 

These jobs run the gambit of what you might surmise. Elementary education, social workers, painters, guidance counselors, HR, CSI, diversity directors, etc.,  jobs/industries that painfully fail either by never solving the problem they claim to set out to do, or just have absolutely no value to society (thus why *usually* - though not always – you have to force the taxpayer to cough up the dough for these charity programs).

The numbers (which you can find here) break down as such.

In 2016 there were 151 million people employed in the United States.  An admirable 47% of which were women.  But out of that 151 million jobs 18.2 million – THAT OVER 10% - of these jobs are completely, totally, and utterly worthless.

Now certainly, no doubt, men are also gainfully employed in industries and jobs that are nothing more than charity and hand outs.  You have professors, psychologists, male teachers, male social workers, etc. etc.  But to show you the TRUE privilege women have in this country, men only account for 28% of these completely made up, puff piece, welfare, make work, cake jobs.  72% are dominated by women.

Which makes me bring up a very Steve Martinesque question from the movie “Dirty, Rotten, Scoundrels.”

“I say, it’s time for a change!  I say let them take care of us for a while!”

Because I don’t know about you, but I didn’t enjoy shoveling shit at a landscaping firm.
I didn’t enjoy laying sod, putting in retaining walls, or laying drain tile.
And I sure as hell didn’t enjoy working in -30 degree weather while patrolling working security at 3AM.

I would just love, for once, to be a “teeeeeaaaccccheerrrr” sitting on my ass in a comfy air conditioned room, being the smartest person in a room full of 8 year olds 9 months out of the year.

I’d love to be a non-profit director hosting parties to raise money while I get to dress up an act like I’m important, let alone actually trying to solve a problem.

I’d love to be a “photographer” where I take moody black and white pictures because I’m all edgy.

I’d like to have one of these cake jobs you spoiled, pampered, whiners have where you only whine because you’ve never, ever worked a real job in your life.

The wage gap is bullshit.
You are not oppressed.
You are spoiled.
And if at any time you’d like to prove us otherwise, I think men should have equal representation in this “Fugazi Jobs Industry."

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