A professor was conducting a sex survey and asked the class --
"How many of you have sex more than 5 times per week?" A few hands went up. "How many of you have sex 1 to 5 times per week?" A lot more hands went up. "How many of you have sex multiple times per month?" Many hands went up. "How many have sex only a couple of times per year?" A few hands went up sheepishly. "How many less than that?" A hand shot up with an 'Oh yeah!' to go with it.
The professor looked up, the person was still waving his hand. "Young man what has you so excited about that?"
It makes little difference anymore; what women want to sell you (the temporary access to their vagina) has just not become worth the risk or the price which you (as a man) have to pay. And make no mistake: if you are a man -- whether single or married, you will ALWAYS PAY (in one form or another).
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Old joke --
A professor was conducting a sex survey and asked the class --
"How many of you have sex more than 5 times per week?" A few hands went up.
"How many of you have sex 1 to 5 times per week?" A lot more hands went up.
"How many of you have sex multiple times per month?" Many hands went up.
"How many have sex only a couple of times per year?" A few hands went up sheepishly.
"How many less than that?" A hand shot up with an 'Oh yeah!' to go with it.
The professor looked up, the person was still waving his hand. "Young man what has you so excited about that?"
"Tonight's the night!!!" was the reply.
It makes little difference anymore; what women want to sell you (the temporary access to their vagina) has just not become worth the risk or the price which you (as a man) have to pay.
And make no mistake: if you are a man -- whether single or married, you will ALWAYS PAY (in one form or another).
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