To be blunt and direct I put my heart and soul into my new-found "online media empire" career. I cook, I slave, I write, I podcast, and when coupled with my life-long passion for economics and capitalism these efforts have produced society some impressive gifts.
My ability to predict the housing bubble long before it happened.
My ability to warn the youth about worthless degrees long before anybody else.
My ability to foresee the "retirement bubble"
Not to mention my ability to consult and advise the lost youth of today.
Thankfully, these efforts have not gone unrewarded and I am one of the VERY lucky few to have a significant enough of a following that I no longer have to sit in a cubicle, commute, or answer to a boss even again. I have just under 20,000 followers on YouTube, approximately 3,000 weekly listeners to my podcast, the same amount of daily visitors to my blog, and this generates enough income so that I may put food on the table and shelter over my head.
But then my keen economic eye caught something.
While me and my colleagues slaved and toiled as we tamed this new digital landscape, right behind us came some women. And these women had two traits:
1. They were cute and
2. They were conservative.
And so while the likes of me, Roosh, Mike Cernovich, Aurini, and others pioneered this new world, advancing and developing new lines of thought, these women came in and said,
"Tee hee!!! I like Sean Hannity!"
"Tee hee!!! I like America! Go capitalism!"
"Tee hee!!! I support the troop!"
And so for merely parroting very watered-down versions of the great economic, philosophical, and political arguments, concepts, and theories we men created, these girls were rewarded with:
OVER FIVE TIMES THE SUBSCRIBERSHIP AND FOLLOWING.
Naturally, some of us got angry and a bit perturbed as it was simply not fair. We did all the heavy lifting, we did all heavy thinking, not to mention those thousands of hours of research. But this great injustice aside, I fully acknowledge and am aware that it is the nature of the world.
Men (specifically conservative Western men) have a huge, desperate, and thirsty demand for hot, conservative women. Unfortunately, there is a very limited supply of such girls. This results in a classical economic situation of a shortage, predictably causing higher prices for lower quality goods.
However, unfair that 5:1 advantage may be, did you know there was another unearned trait that MILLIONS of men are born with each year that dwarfs this 5:1 ratio? A simple characteristic that dwarfs the benefits given to a cute set of conservative tits?
Enter the hated British accent.
Ever since the dawn of America we have had to fight this global scourge. First in the Revolutionary War, then again in 1812. And today this war continues as men with their perfectly-pitched and perfectly-polished British accents come in and swoon our women, take all the leading roles in Hollywood, and are automatically conferred an additional 15 IQ points during conversation.
But while I thought the plague of "British Accent Privilege" would be largely relegated to tickling the fancies of our women and playing the villains in Star Wars movies, unfortunately it has spread into my back yard. It has hit me at home. It has directly affected my career.
I didn't notice it at first until the internet drama surrounding one "Laughing Witch" exploded onto the scene where presumably this aged, leftist woman who has doxxed several people, ended up getting doxxed herself. I had only been paying a tacit amount of attention to the chaos, but to understand it more fully a friend of mine linked to a video of one of the more prominent YouTuber's she was trying to take down-Thunderf00t.
As I listened it was immediately apparent he had "British Accent Privilege," and was of course refined and polished in his delivery. But it wasn't until I looked at his subscribership did I fully comprehend just what an unfair advantage his British accent gave him over us colonials.
Thunderf00t had 400,000 subscribers. A full 20x's more than me!
Soon my mind raced as my synopses knew I had seen other YouTubers who had British Accent Privilege and orders of magnitude more subscribers than me.
Sargon of Akkad with his 191,000 followers.
Stefan Molyneux with his 280,000 followers.
You did some simple math and the benefits of British Accent Privilege was painfully obvious.
These three men averaged 290,000 subscribers. While I, a lowly colonial, only had 20,000. This resulted in a ratio of nearly 15:1, THREE TIMES THE ADVANTAGE HAVING A CUTE SET OF TITS AND THE ABILITY TO SPOUT CONSERVATIVE TALKING POINTS!
And whereas my economic mind is more than willing to accept the economic-sexual-psychological nature of men and their propensity to give a 5:1 advantage to women, what my American blood cannot abide is giving a man with a British accent such advantage and privilege.
Why is it a guy with the name "Thadeus Danglepuss" or "Benedict Cumberbatch" can even be considered refined or theatrically talented?
Why is it a guy with the name "Englbert Humperdink" or "Stefan Molyneux" can even be considered a musician or a (pfa!) "philosopher?"
It is high time the world wake up and realize the OPPRESSION we suffer under those with British Accent Privilege. And it would be equally just for those with British Accent Privilege to admit it, apologize for it, and pay us reparations for their winning the "accent lottery of life."