I'm at a Starbucks in Phoenix
Middle aged woman comes out and asks a blue-collarish looking gentleman at the table across from me what he's studying.
"Statistics and algebra," he says.
She says, "Oh, I know the feeling. I just got my degree. Thankfully I didn't have to take statistics and algebra. Last time I did that it was in high school and I nearly failed."
The guy asks, "What kind of degree did you get."
She says, "A Masters in...(Captain wincing)...HUMAN RESOURCES!"
I just laugh.