Are you a spoiled little suburbanite brat whose parents pay for everything?
Are you a little child who's never had to work for a living because your father and mother borrowed all the equity out of their house so you could live the impossible suburbanite princess/prince dream?
Are you so far removed from the real world demands of self-supportation, you can afford the luxury of subscribing to marxism, communism, and other bullshit your inferior babysitters err...."teachers" jammed down your throats?
Then "Mock Real Russians Who Suffer Under Communism!" (aka MRRWSUC!)
Why listen to real people who actually lived and suffered under your stupid, childish, naive, moronic, imbecilic, evil utopia when you can dismiss them with such spoiled brat American child logic?
"The just didn't do it right!"
Listen to your equally spoiled brat suburbanite 1960's hippie professors who never worked a real job in their lives!
Learn to hate production and blame your miserable failures on "capitalism!"
Learn to hate reality and blame all of it on people who aren't you!
Learn to despize the economic system that afforded you the most lush and plush and undeserved standards of living any worthess liberal art-majoring POS spoiled brat who can't do basic algebra ever had!