I was officially awarded an honorary doctorate. It's probably more legitimate than most other "honorary" doctorates:
Jimmy Hendrix didn't get his masters in guitar. Michaelangelo did not go to an MFA program. And Dali didn't borrow $50,000 to paint. You are an IDIOT if you pay for get an advanced degree in art.
Whole Foods turns out to be....not so wholesome. Of course, the hipster lefties never really cared about it's organicness or "greeness." It's just for them to gloat over non-green/organic people. Just, you know, don't tell them it's about as valid as any other religious practice like communion or praying 5 times a day.
Roosh expands on a dangerous and ironic cliff men who are successful will look over - that once you succeed, you will be unhappy, until you find something else to achieve, which upon succeeding at, will render you unhappy once again, until you find something else...and so the spiral continues. I have yet to find a solution to it.