Taleo Brass Ring - Yes, we know you gave us your resume. Yes, we know we have parsing technology. But we want to see if you'll jump through these hoops like a good little monkey so we know we can take advantage of you later. Taleo Brass Ring, making life hell for job seekers.
Diversity Training - Do you do your job well? Do you work hard and produce? Do you go that extra mile? Well fuck you, you're still a racist sexist! And we're going to remind you every year. Diversity training, treating adults like children because socialists need to brainwash you.
Meetings - Yes, you have important work to do, but we need you to sit in a room while middle aged incompetents blather and act like they're leaders. Sit there, be quiet and listen to things that have nothing to do with your job, all while wasting precious time that could be used to expedite your job. By the way, you need to come in on the weekend to make up for this lost labor. "Meetings" - it's how idiots manage!
Anyway, just wanted to show you guys my office view today:
Oh, and for any of my ex bosses, please feel free to post what the view looks like from your office! I love pictures of cubicles and parking lots!