I'm not joking, this man is my hero. If I ever meet him I want his autograph and I'm buying him a beer. He found a way to:
1. Control other people's children.
2. Legally and without having to physically intervene.
3. Piss off the poor parents who failed to raise their kids properly.
AND (this is key)
4. Have a zero fucks given look because he truly gives zero fucks.
Good to stand up to the shitty parents who think their kids can do no wrong.