Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Waaaaa!!! Why Can't I Find a Maaaaan?????

There’s no door-holding, no hand-holding and definitely no free drinks. There’s no taking off hats or courting through invitations. There are no smooth moves, no jackets to dinner. There are no flowers, no tables by candlelight. But, most importantly, there are no dates.

Ummm...that's because there's no women left.  But by all means, misdiagnose the problem.

In the meantime gentlemen, carry on.  Carry on gentlemen.

27 comments:

Stackz O Magz said...

I'm fairly sure they had a Beta Male consultant helping with that man bashing piece. Here's my thoughts: Did it ever occur to any of these women that say men are pussies that maybe they are looking in the wrong place? Did it ever occur to them that to maybe land a quality man they need to be able to cook half ass decent, keep a house, and do real shit like change a tire, skin a fish, start a fire, be able to tell the difference between they're and their in a text convo, and also pour a scotch on the rocks properly? I don't play that men are pussies bullshit. Most of these bitches talking that shit ain't worth shit anyways and all they do is bitch. No wonder no dudes in their right fucking minds can't stand to be around them. I have a fucking awesome wife. She cooks restaurant quality food daily, cleans house like a champ, supports me in my quest of harvesting meat to fill our deep freeze without complaint, and helps me clean my guns when I'm done shooting. I'd catch hell for her in bare hands and ask for seconds. I support her efforts at everything she does. A lot of that lacking quality these days in women begins with their Mothers. My lady's mama raised a real woman that can handle a real man that does manly shit. Tell them needy bitches to learn a trade or craft, because their lives will be lonely. End of story.

Jon said...

The comments on that post are hilarious and right on, taking that crap she called an article to task.

Andrew Spivak said...

Is it any surprise that according to the bio of the author at the bottom of the article she said she couldn't do Calculus and dropped out of engineering to do a worthless marketing degree?

Anonymous said...

Some whiny entitled woman on a website called ELITEdaily that doesn't allow comments.

Surprise surprise.

TC said...

Um, how about we don't want to waste time on Tinder-hos? Btw, check out the writer's by-line at the bottom. She is a writer because math was hard (Engineering), advertising was boring and she couldn't even act.

Anonymous said...

Lol anyone read the bio of the chick that wrote this?

Here is is. Says it all!

"Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there already were women engineers, and unable to pass Calc 1, she chose to study the beautiful and honorable art of advertising. After advertising proved uninspiring, she attempted a career in acting which was over before she could get on stage. And when she failed at everything else she decided to become a writer."

Hope she finds someone to man up soon. Just not me or any one of my friends. Or most anyone really.

Quartermain said...

The name of the website is Elite Daily. Talk about a serious misnomer.

Anonymous said...

This was a good laugh, thanks for linkint to it. The authoress of this tragicomic, wailing rant got absolutely destroyed in the comments section - as did the few feminists who tried to respond to comments with the usual boiler plate. Is the tide finally turning?

Anonymous said...

the comments there leave me pretty optimistic however.

Anonymous said...

Is the author fat? *clicks* hmm, picture is strategically posed - assume Secret Internet Fatty.

Quartermain said...

Stupidity thy name is Lauren Martin.

Self deception thy name is Elite Daily.

sth_txs said...

She had the audacity to pull out the 'maturity' card. Yeah, I have yet to see it or any proof of it. So the woman in her late 20's with 2 kids by different guys is great dating material? Or a dumb broad in her 40's who subscribes to left wing idiocy as part of her identity?

Wandering MGTOW said...

The feminist chickens have come home to roost.

Matt said...

Will the narcissism and entitlement of these people ever end?

Maybe one of the reason "there are no dates" is because young men can't afford dating and buying drinks in this Obama economy.

A president you dumb fucktards voted for.

Torgo said...

Thanks for sharing, Cappy. Who wants to hear self-pitying complaints like that on a date? I guess we should all thank her for taking the mask off right away!

Anonymous said...

YOWZAS!!!

Now that there's one delusional chickaboo, mate... ;-)

Glen Filthie said...

And now the phony posturing and bluster.

Ladies, the guys have left the table. You can ask all ya want chickie; but let us dispense with the crap and cut to the chase:

The men want you to BEG for it.

Nitere genibus, canis!

LordSomber said...

Her bio says it all.

Robert What? said...

It is a total disconnect - young men are brought up like it is still the 1950s or even the Victorian era: "chivalry", treating them like ladies, protecting them, deferring to them, etc. That is what young women are taught to expect. However young women are being brought up in the 21st century: to compete with men, to give them nothing, and if the opportunity arises, to take 'em for everything they've got. Slowly some young men are catching on, but most just don't know why everything they've been brought up on just isn't working.

leeholsen said...

well, that write up is not totally wrong. i was beaten into submission by feminists and liberals in my teens; but eventually i figured it all out and its on my terms now and if that isnt okay with a woman; that's her problem. my goals in life are big and i'm not letting a woman mess them up.

but there's still a lot of guys out there that will endure a pussy wipped life.

Usagi Yojimo said...

I think your writing about that 30-40something hitting on you made a better point.

The question I have to her is, "What makes you worth having a man with balls even ask you the time of day, let alone date you? You're an old, bitter, demanding, entitled, parasite whore who wants to have your Mr. Big spoil for a retirement plan. What makes you worth my while?"

Force it back on her and her ilk. Why would a man want a piece of shit like you? I have better prospects in other parts of the world where I want to move. Or, I can just keep all my resources and fruits of my labor to myself and use them on what I want.

kurt9 said...

The woman who wrote this piece is really quite delusional. Apparently it has never occurred to her that the reason why men do not "make the move" on women like her is because they are simply sick and tired of women with the entitlement mentality such as her. Women are supposedly the more empathic sex. This piece casts doubt on this assertion.

Anonymous said...

A few nuclear rejections and most guys will avoid those types of women in the future.

Phil Galt said...

hold it....any chance this is is hate-bating? Say something ugly, then record all the comments those hate-motivated misogynists in the man-o sphere say?

Atham Aldecua said...

Women these days need to ask themselves this question.

"'What do I bring to the table?"

The answer might surprise them.

Anonymous said...

Elite Daily have been trolling from all angles.

Anonymous said...

"Waaaaa!!! Why Can't I Find a Maaaaan?????"

Because you scare the living shit out of men. Given the divorce rates and all the duress you put men through.

Men might be biologically attracted to you but their brains and survival instinct tells them to avoid you.