Hey parents? You know your SJW kid you raised who is a pan-sexual? Well grandchildren were overrated anyway.
1 in 5? No, try like .03 in 5. Uncie Bern Bern does some math. (but the maths are tough!)
"Micro-aggression Reporting Service" - I wonder if the kids who set it up realize just how nazi-esque, and thus, hypocritical they've become.
And finally, remember to get Christmas shopping in before it's too late.