Thursday, December 25, 2014

Tonight's Hotel Bedside Table

Forgot to do this the last couple of times:

Anyway, merry Christmas all!


Anonymous said...

An excellent choice of equipment, if I may say so.

Anonymous said...

Enjoy your road trips as I am locked into a 9-5 and a small side business. Would like to see you drop in a small business now and them and interview the small business owner. Call it your Wandering Capitalist segment.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas Cappy!

B said...

You should buy a real gun.....

ARYAN said...

wonder what the can of Ginger is for...

Jamie NZ said...

Scene from Starship Troopers

Starring Aaron 'Cap' Clarey as Jean Rasczak

Jamie NZ as Ricco:

Ricco: So what ya hear about our new unit???

Dizz: Roughnecks fucked up more SJW commie shit than any other unit

Ace: Yeah well I hear the Cap is a real nut-buster

Ricco: Who's top kid???

Trooper Black Dude: You want the job huh???

Ricco: I wouldn't mind

Trooper Black Chick: I would

Ricco: Just doin my part

Trooper Black Chick: Orders??? Yours?

Where you been besides NZ???

Middle-east, Australia, Antartica...


Good luck...It's not there any more

Ace: So I hear the Cap is a real nut-buster

Trooper Black Chick: {Throws punch} NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THE CAP THAT WAY!!! Saved my life

Trooper Black Dude: Mine too

Pte: Same for me

Pte: Me too

Ace: Well, sounds like he's quite a guy

Trooper Black Chick: Who do you think saved your ass???

Pte: Stand-by - ATTENTION ON DECK!!!

[Dramatic Music - Cap makes his entrance]

Cap: This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me???


Cap: Welcome to the Roughnecks

Trooper Black Chick: CAPPY's ROUGHNECKS!!!

Manosphere: HOO-AHH!!!

Cap: At ease. Listen up. Got a new Sky-Marshal and a new fuck-their-shit-up-battle-plan. Gonna clean out the system Trolls, commies and SJW's one at a time...

Cap: Vox glasses em up, Manosphere mops up

Cap: Carry On!!!

Random scenes from Starship Troopers...

Cap: [to Rico] I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.

Cap: I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer{Carefully Selected British Ale}. Here's the entertainment{Cigar Store}. Now have fun{Enjoy The Decline}. That's an order!!!

Cap: [after Rico denies Dizzy's request to dance] Rico - you once asked me for advice, want some now???

Rico: Yes, sir!

Cap: Never pass up a good thing.

Newsreel announcer: Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future.

Manosphere Soldier #1: I'm doing my part.

Manosphere Soldier #2: I'm doing my part.

Manosphere Soldier #3: I'm doing my part.

Young kid reading the manosphere: I'm doing my part too.

[Manosphere laughs]

Newsreel announcer: They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Manoshere and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.

Cap: The SJW's sucked his brains out.

Cap: Come on you apes!!! You want to live forever???

Merry xmas Cap, and a happy nuke year

Anonymous said...

I envy Americans for their right to bear arms, but I don't envy the fact that they feel the need to pack heat everywhere they go.

Don't take this the wrong way, I would probably be packing if I was there too. - A Canadian Fan.

heresolong said...

Anon 7:08

You misunderstand. The violent crime rate in the US is actually not significantly different than many other western countries. Much of the reported difference is in how crime statistics are collected. What is different is that in Canada or Europe you have no recourse if you are attacked. You have to wait for the police. We, on the other hand, don't. We have the option of defending ourselves. It isn't the fact that we "feel the need" to carry a firearm, it is that we can. Much like you presumably don't "feel the need" to have fire insurance on your house in spite of the fact that the chances of having a house fire are very low but choose to have it anyway, just in case.

Do a direct comparison of Seattle and Vancouver when it comes to white murder rates, for example. If you compare these two similar populations you discover that the murder rate is about the same.

Anonymous said...

How do you like the XD? I'm not convinced the grip safety is a great thing. I really like my M&P in 9mm with thumb safety. (not a shill for S&W)