Saturday, June 09, 2018

"Grad School is My Life Long Goal"

Well, Austin, then you are a moron.  And not only are you a moron, your life is going to suck.  But something tells me you're going to demand us taxpayers bail you out of your DRAMATURGY degree.

Oh wait, I take that back.  She's kicking so much ass in life that she's easily going to pay off those student loans ASAP!

Remember boys and girls.  June is WORTHLESS DEGREE AWARENESS MONTH.  Don't become like Austin.  Buy Worthless today!


liberranter said...

A girl named "Austin?" WHAT THE FUCK??!!

C'mon, Boomer and Gen-X parents, knock it the fuck off with the unisex names! No wonder this girl is so fucked up!

JK Brown said...

"The young Michael Faraday, who was the third of four children, having only the most basic school education, had to educate himself."

197 years ago, Michael Faraday invented the electric motor.

Just sayin' Developing a habit of reading can do a lot for a person.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, as of right now, she's "living the dream". She has a job in what she wanted to do. And she's going to go to grad school. So absolutely nothing anyone can tell her will stop her.

Of course, she'll either drain her parents or rack up student debt. And she'll be broke for years. She'll realize in her early 30's that the time she should've spent cultivating relationships and setting the foundations for her life went to things that made her "feel" good. She'll look at the women with a husband and kids and a stable job in accounting that offers them the income and time to be balanced with scorn and envy.