Saturday, September 20, 2014

I'm Majoring in Whore

Some dark humor for you this weekend.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I believe that the women in the article would be better of in the long run to just be a stripper.

If she dose not hit the wall by her 35th birthday, she can sock away some serious coin, invests it wisely and she could retire and live comfortably when her physical appearance goes to you know where in a hand basket.

liberranter said...

If she dose not hit the wall by her 35th birthday, she can sock away some serious coin, invests it wisely and she could retire and live comfortably when her physical appearance goes to you know where in a hand basket.

Future-oriented time preference in a woman? Not likely. It's probable that the reason she's whoring herself out now is to pay down her student debt (God only knows what a semester at Princeton costs these days). Anything left over probably goes for living expenses. She has less than a decade of prime looks and fertility left anyway, so unless she 1) scores a billionaire client who showers her with millions in gifts or 2) is one of the .0000001 percent of graduates who lands a well-paying, elite dream job right out of school, she's just plain SOL.

Anonymous said...

Many whores can retread themselves after 35 by becoming dominatrices. Well paying, I understand, and doesn't depend on fresh good looks.