Sunday, November 13, 2016

Loving Government Checks More than Your Children

This is child abuse and somebody better call CPS:


David Jravis said...

Damn... What a bitch.

On a sidenote, I couldn't quite make out the sign. Anyone know what it said?

evilwhitemalempire said...

Right now I'm thinking that the alt right needs a theme song.

Here's my suggestion.

Post Alley Crackpot said...

evilwhitemalempire: Why not write your own parody of another song?

I can already hear some of the lyrics:

(To the tune of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants)

Government check, government check
Makin' our lives an absolute wreck
Workin' a job, that's not important
Government check ...

Is he a 'tard, or is he a nut?
Unemployment, he feels in his gut?
He'll take it all as best he can
Everyone pays, government check ...

Successful man, successful man
Successful man hates government check
They fight and fight over stupid dreck
Successful man ...

Socialist man, socialist man
Socialist man loves him some government check
Of other people, they don't give a feck
Socialist man ...


Yo, help a brother out with these lyrics,
I can't do all of the heavy lifting here
because I gotta go get my government check ...


liberranter said...

I really hope this goes viral - and that when that kid gets old enough that he beats the bitch to a bloody pulp.

evilwhitemalempire said...

an update to that video

David Jravis said...

That's pretty good, Post Alley.

I'd recommend just a slight revision... replace "government check" with "government man".

You'd have to alter a couple of lines, though. Maybe something like this as an example:

Government man, government man
Makin' our lives impossible man...

The second "man" being an expression, rather than a noun.

I don't know, I'm no song writer, guys.

Post Alley Crackpot said...

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot!

Here's a message for that Dear Ol' Mom who did this to that kid ...

You know the joke about your kids picking your "rest home" for you, that you should be nice to your kids because of that?

You aren't going to be that lucky.

Cat food, it's not just for the cats of spinster American women anymore!