Friday, June 14, 2013

Because Girls Don't Fart

Burping, eating fast food in the morning, and playing video games are a sign of immaturity.

Uh huh.


Pax Empyrean said...

Somehow they have deluded themselves into believing that their shit literally does not stink.

TheKangarooBoxer said...

yeah, its great. men are the only people EXPECTED to be grown ups.

5 seconds after you see a single woman get in touch with her dog or cat, its out the window.

there is nothing more pathetic than hearing a 30 year old woman make cat noises to a cat that doesn't give a flying fuck what she wants from it. now THAT'S grown up.

Anonymous said...


Your average feminist has the emotional maturity of a 13 year old.

Hey chickie - it ain't us guys buying '50 Shades Of Grey' or The National Enquirer.

Pull my other finger, chickie, it has bells on it...

handbanana said...

a woman's idea of "maturity" makes me nauseous.

Anonymous said...

Men never stop being childish eh? Shows how much better men can relate to children emotionally than women can. Just another sign that men are better parents.

Oh and the children doing the same things as adult men - its nice to see we're raising a generation of kids who behave in such a mature manner.

Stretch said...

"When will you learn to put the seat down?"
"When you learn to turn on the exhaust fan!"
Ya, that ended one relationship.

"Men can't be loyal for more than 3 weeks."
"BS! I've been a loyal Redskins fan since 1961."
Another woman out the door.

Brononymous said...

I remember being with my father and sister in an elevator when I was small. She let one rip, then pitched a fit over me laughing at her and stormed off in a huff when we exited.

Dad took me aside and said "Son, girls don't fart".

I asked him what he meant, since she obviously been the source of the fart.

"I know that and you know that, but they can let off a fart that will shake the trees until the birds fall out of their nests, but they will never, ever admit that they farted, especially to themselves. They'll blame the man, and you're expected to wear it. Simply: girls don't fart".

"But that's not fair! Who do we get to blame?"

"That's why men have dogs."

Green Grass said...

Oh they fart alright, some guys just don't like it when they do.

And then there a other guys with a fart fetish.

The happy medium is; never hold one in, its bad for health.

You can say excuse me after if you're in a swanky restaurant or sumthin'!

But I do think this guy makes a good choice about the types of media we choose to expose ourselves to.

He says that if you are listening to the same type of music as an adult that you listened to as a teen, and that music has teen themes, representations of what boys do and not what men do, then your mental software will be that of a boy's, which effects your sexuality.

In a non-programmed life, tastes change with growth.

Visions of Manhood with Lenon Honor

Don't get turned off in the first 2 minutes where he talks about dysfunctional male sexuality. He later clarifies what he means.

He also has videos about college debt, student loans, and how to unplug from the system. He focus a lot on unplugging from American media mind programming.

Tom said...

Women don't fart because they can't shut up long enough to build up any pressure.