Just so you know, every one of us knows that your bosses are forcing you to do the fake "nice" thing, asking us how our day is. We feel for you and wish the same miserable and painful death upon your banking boss overlords as you do. Understand we sympathize with your plight and take no umbrage to you being forced to feign fake interest in our lives. We will do our part to keep our transactions efficient and uncumbersome as possible to make your day more bearable.
Please forward this message to all the other poor suffering souls in the teller community.