Your beloved ole Captain needs some help and he'd just consult his beloved readership.
1. I need a model of the female persuasion for a non-puritanical, but tasteful photo.
2. I need a doctor who can help me cut costs for some basic preventative medicine/screening stuff, by bypassing all the damn clinics in town asking me for my social security number, previous records, regulatory bs, etc. etc.
3. I need an artist who can draw this style of art:
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