Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Why You Never Date Women of the Clergy

My latest piece at ROK about dating female pastors, chaplins, priestesses, etc.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

May I date the Flying Nun ?

-- Asswipe out

newrebeluniv said...

I disagree with your first point. Lots of people in seminary are doing it for the career, not the Calling (tm). Thus, they don't think "God is watching all the time". They might use that as their excuse but if they find you hot enough they won't bother with an excuse.

Anonymous said...

I had to laugh at #2. It's not uncommon for Preacher's wives to equate the church with the role of the mistress. But I had to agreed to the ground rules before we married, so I don't complain.
And in 27 yrs. of marriage in the ministry it's been my experience that most female clergy are in it for the power and the availability of a bully pulpit to bring about "social justice" changes. Yeah, we know what that means.
Practicallyperfect

Johan said...

Number 1 reason : A woman pastor is by definition a heretic.

newrebeluniv said...

What would be the point anyway? Women clergy are almost exclusively lesbian.