Those darn Mahometans are no doubt out there eating hot cross buns every day to celebrate the collapse of the Crusades in twelve hundred and whatever. Of course, the only reason that happened was that there wa nothing of value left in the Islamic world so we had to sack Byzantium to pay back those darn Venetians
Daytona Beach Police Department sergeant Penny Dane stored images of herself pulling pornographic poses in her uniform on her work computer and sent explicit images of herself on sex websites while on duty, the investigation found.
The mother-of-two, who served the force for 17 years, quit after the discovery, it was reported.
Best part? The fatwa has its history right - we eat croissants to celebrate victory over the Muslims. So next time you get coffee, have a croissant of freedom with it!
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Those darn Mahometans are no doubt out there eating hot cross buns every day to celebrate the collapse of the Crusades in twelve hundred and whatever. Of course, the only reason that happened was that there wa nothing of value left in the Islamic world so we had to sack Byzantium to pay back those darn Venetians
I knew it:
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e248/isaac7500/white_flour.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2378839/Female-police-sergeant-quits-bosses-discover-kept-naked-photos-office-computer.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490
Daytona Beach Police Department sergeant Penny Dane stored images of herself pulling pornographic poses in her uniform on her work computer and sent explicit images of herself on sex websites while on duty, the investigation found.
The mother-of-two, who served the force for 17 years, quit after the discovery, it was reported.
Best part? The fatwa has its history right - we eat croissants to celebrate victory over the Muslims. So next time you get coffee, have a croissant of freedom with it!
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