Allow me to regale you with a tale.
Several years ago I was receiving the
same question from men about once a week. Sure, each individual man
would word his question differently than the others, but it all
boiled down to the same question:
“How do I get da gurlz?”
At first I answered this question
gleefully because I was getting paid and I am a whoooooore. But
after a while these questions started grating on me and became so
annoying, I had to ask myself why. WHY were these questions becoming
so annoying?
In part it was because I was answering
the same damn question time and time again, with slight variances
depending on the client and his individual circumstances. But
regardless of the different flavors or variations of these questions,
what I found particularly angered me was that all the men asking this
question had one thing in common;
They were cowards.
They were weaklings.
They didn't want to (as my colleague
Rich Cooper says) “
do the work.”
In other words, they didn't want to
truly know “How to get da gurlz.” They wanted to know “How do
I get da gurlz easily?” “How do I get the gurlz
without work?” “What are the individual actions
in terms of grooming, income, speech, fashion, and other things that
aren't hitting the gym – that I can do – that will result in me
getting da guurrrlzzza.” In short they wanted the short cut to
girls, the cheat code to girls, the algorithmic code to girls so they
could avoid the gym, dieting, working hard, and above all else the
courage it takes to face rejection and just magically “poof” the
gurlza are ripping your clothes off.
Once I found out that THIS was the real
question and it was weak, cowardly, lazy men asking it, I did a
universal video that answered this question on YouTube, scathing men
for asking such a question. I said there were no short cuts, you
needed to hit the gym and diet, and that they were pathetic, lazy,
losers always in search of the easy way to success, of which there is
none. And until they were committed to “doing the work,” they
would never “get da gurlza.” Henceforth, I have yet to receive
one more question on “How do I Get Da Gurlza.”
But unfortunately we find ourselves in
a simular situation now. Because like the question “How do I get
the gurlza” I am now getting similar questions that may not be
identical, but they certianly rhyme, and they're certainly starting
to piss me of. And after sitting down and thinking it through, I
have identified not only what the core question is these new men are
asking, but that these men also do NOT want a solution to their
question unless it is cost free, effort free, labor free, and risk
free. And that question is:
“Can somebody else live my life for
me?”
To understand the nature of this
question, as well as the solution to it, we need to understand the
background of the men who are asking me this question, as well as the
millions of young American men who ask themselves this question every
day.
In short, the United States, as well as
the west in general, is suffering a crisis of failed parenting.
Boomer and Gen X parents simply did not prepare their children for
the real world because parenting is hard. They opted instead the
easier route of outsourcing their parenting to day care providers,
schools, politicians, and media. Fathers, whether present in the
family or not, divorced or not, nuclear or not, simply did not take
the time to educate their children about the harsh realities of life,
and therefore did not prepare their children for the real world. And
so after shirking their duties to their children, and letting the
public schools install the philosophical life-living operating system
in their childrens' minds that is called socialism, feminism,
victimhood, and entitlement, we have now released two woefully-ill
prepared generations of children (Gen Z and Millennials) into the
real world. And the results have been disastrous.
For example, I wrote the book “How
Not to Become a Millennial” because we have an entire guinea pig
generation as a testament as to what happens when your parents,
essentially, lie to you or at least don't tell you the truth. You
have listless, purposeless adults who can't support themselves,
living at home until they're 35, or certainly relying on their
parents' (or government's) financial support. We have generations of
adults with completely worthless degrees, and with the life-crippling
student debts that come with them. The mental health of this
generation is the worst in history (though measures show Gen Z is on
track to beat the Millennials in this endeavor). And of particular
interest to both men and women of these generations is each other as
(uncomfortable as this may sound) sex and family formation is the
ultimate reason the human race is here. Both of which are in rapid
decline as we witness and experience a hate-filled “War of the
Sexes,” the ferocity of which the world has never seen.
And though the above largely speaks to
millennials, it is this environment that results in the empty,
listless vessels we have as young men today. Men who have no point
or purpose in life. Men with no ambition or work ethic. Men who
have not a single line of adulthood coded into their operating
system. And these men, who once dumped into the real world and
forced to wander the desert for several years, inevitably come to my
doorstep and ask me “What should I do with my life?”
But keep in mind it is not merely
young, inexperienced men, seeking the wisdom of an older brother
figure. It's not some young kid who has done his researched, worked
some entry level jobs, kind of has some life goals set, but wants
advice from a seasoned man on how to achieve them. No, it is once
again that legion of “weak men” who above all else DEMAND an easy
solution above actual success in life. And after thinking this
through, there are several traits that differentiate these weak men,
from their real young men counterparts, allowing you to spot them a
mile away.
First, they are young, typically in
their mid 20's and confused as the artificially cushy environment of
school is no longer shielding them from the real world, and the
promises of their teachers, parents, media, and politicians never
materialize.
Second, they have worthless degrees or
educations, often partially completed, indicating a lack of work
ethic, critical thinking, and the absence of a father who should have
told them better.
Third, they are physically unappealling
and unattractive women. They are overweight, fat, skinny-fat and do
not exercise. They fear the gym more than anything else.
Fourth, along with poor physical
health, they invariably have some kind of mental illness such as
“social anxiety disorder,” “ADHD,” “Autism,” or “general
depression.”
Fifth, their finances are poor.
Sixth, related, they live at home OR AT
MINIMUM are financially dependent upon their parents or the
government.
Seventh, despite being a quarter
century old, AND SOMETIMES HOLDING A COLLEGE DEGREE, they STILL don't
know what to do in life either for education or a profession.
Eighth, they then barf out a litany of
potential professions they want me to personally research and
analyze, none of which they've researched themselves.
Ninth, they also say, “I want to
start a business.”
And finally, despite being the epitomal
definition of a loser who offers no value of anything to anyone, they
laughably....
Tenth, tell me they're not really good
with girls and ask how to get a girl.
And so, when I get a request from one
of these weak men, I already know the question they are going to ask.
They are going to ask me to make all their life decisions for them.
They are going to ask me to do the research, do the homework, and
give their lazy, NPC minds the instructions and cheat codes to life.
What to study. What to become professionally. How to leave home.
How to get out of debt. How to make friends. How to make “six
figs.” How to “get da gurlza.” BUT ABOVE ALL ELSE – AND
THIS IS KEY
AS LONG AS IT TAKES NO WORK OR EFFORT.
And so just like “how do I get the
gurlza” I am going to answer the general, over-arching question,
“Can you live my life for me?” of which there are 8 main
categories these questions fall into, requiring 8 main general
answers.
Question #1 – What Should I Do for a
Living?
Nobody but you is going to live your
life. But if you insist on other people making your decisions for
you because you are too weak and lazy to do it yourself, then you are
foisting an unnecessary chore and burden on other people – managing
your life. And if you insist on having other people make your
decisions for you, then you are effectively a slave and your new
“owner” has every right to the money or profit you generate, or
at least a managerial fee. So if you need to be told what to major
in, what to become as a profession, where to live, what to eat, and
which hand to wipe your ass with – no, you are not a human. You
are a slave, a robot, an NPC. And the person managing your life is
owed compensation.
But more pertaining to the question
“What should I do for a living?” even this question is moot
because if you're so lazy you have to ask other people to do the
research for you to find out what you actually should do for a
living, it doesn't matter if you major in chemical engineering or
brain surgery – you lack the work ethic to do ANYTHING, let alone a
real profession. So go sell cell phones at a mall kiosk. Be a
cashier at Kwik Trip or Mavericks. Collect some stimmie checks. Do
meth. Play video games. Watch pron. Read Oprah. Or fake having a
mental illness so you can collect disability. You are simply
incapable of being a professional at anything. So give up the
endeavor.
Question #2 – What Type of Business
Should I Run?
Akin to question #1, if you can't
figure out what kind of business to start you lack both the work
ethic and entrepreneurism required to run a business. Furthermore,
realize that in asking that question, it is the antithesis of being
an entrepreneur. Entrepreneurs don't ask other people what to do,
they lead and strike out on their own. What you're really asking is
“Is there a way I don't have to work for a living or work for a
boss? Something easy, but where I can still make six figs?” of
which the answer is no. Any token amount of time, effort and
resources you put into running, starting, or buying a business will
be wasted, further worsening, if not crippling your finances. So
don't start “drop shipping bro” and no you're not “buying a bar
dude,” and no you are not an “entrepreneur” if you are in some
MLM scheme. You are a loser always looking to avoid work, and you
will likely worsen your finances pursuing some profitless hobby.
Question #3 – What Should I Study?
Here I understand because your father's
weren't around, your mothers didn't know any better, and your
teachers are truly stupid people, why this question is a valid one.
Young people are so propagandized to “follow your heart and the
money will follow” or “any degree is a good degree” that you
are practically channeled like cattle to the slaughter house of
worthless liberal arts and social science degrees.
But some of you are smart enough to
know better. Many of you are considering STEM degrees or accounting
or the trades or perhaps even the military.
But these are not the weak male clients
I am talking about. You guys actually have done some research about
various degrees and come up to me asking, “I”m kicking around
mechanical engineering vs. computer science. I'm really having
trouble picking between the two. Any thoughts?” And those are
legitimate questions.
The weak men who want others to
lead their lives for them BARF up a score of different degree or
training program options, wanting you to spend the days researching
each option for them. And like having somebody else decide what your
profession should be, means you lack the work ethic to succeed in any
profession, randomly barfing up a bunch of degrees and then asking
somebody else which to major in, proves you are not capable of
majoring in any of them.
Save yourself the money. You aren't
smart enough or hard-working enough to go to college.
Question #4 – How Do I Get Out of
Debt?
The short answer to this is “You work
two jobs and spend less than you make. Maybe you even have to move
back home. But you gear up for at least two years of hell where all
you do is work and save your money, while cutting expenses to only
the necessities.”
There, I have once again solved yet
ANOTHER economic problem that has plagued society since existence.
But once again, that solution is hard
and “weak men” who invariably have a car loan or lease they can't
afford do not want to work 80 hours a week, let alone 40, let alone
spend less than they make. And no matter how factual it is working
two jobs and spending less than you make is the ONLY way to get out
of debt, every weak man will refuse that solution because it is not
easy.
That's alright, enjoy being a part
time slave to the banks and credit card companies for the rest of
your life because you are so deathly afraid of putting in the labor
to pay back the money you took from other people.
Question #5 – How Do I Leave Home?
When I get this question, it's
particularly funny because it's always invariably couched within, “My
parents tell me what to do/who to date/give me a curfew/force me to
go to college, but I'm 23 years old! I'm an adult! How do I get
them to stop telling me what to do???”
And then I ask, “Well are you living
at home?”
“Yeah.”
“Well then move out.”
“But I can't afford rent.”
WELL THEN I GUESS YOU'RE YOUR PARENTS'
BITCH THEN, HUH?
Like “how do I get out of debt” the
answer is the same for “How do I move out of my parents' house?”
You work two jobs, you spend less than
you make, you find a cheap place to live, and then you move out.
Again, this solution falls on deaf ears
on account it is not an easy solution, which is the first, foremost,
and most vital part to any solution these weak mean seek and demand.
Question #6 – I'm Depressed/How Do I
Make Friends?
Here, like college degrees, I can
understand some of these questions are legitimate. In part because
young men do face a depressing social environment. In part because
your parents, teachers, and guidance counselors failed to give you
reasons, goals, purpose, and meaning to live in life. Your peers are
also mal-raised and mal-adapted to the real world. And lord knows
how many of you were put on prescription drugs to treat “anxiety”
or “depression” when you were younger.
So I do have a sympathetic ear to young
men who are depressed or lacking a social life because your situation
IS depressing and your peers ARE depressing.
But when I ask the client “do you go
out?” “Are you joining any meetup groups?” “What hobbies do
you have?” “How many girls did you ask out this week?” And
most importantly, “Do you work out?”
The answer is no. They sit at
home, their social life is on social media. The have no hobbies that
require the participation of others. And they are playing video
games, watching pron, instead of getting in a daily run or hour at
the gym.
No amount of working out, socializing,
and meet up groups will change the fact that the environment young
people today live in is in fact tremendously depressing. But if you
are not going to go out, find some hobbies, find some people, and
work out to release the endorphins your body/mind so desperately
needs, you will remain a cheeto horking, video game playing, obese
NEET in your mom's basement, friendless and forever depressed.
Question #7 – How Do I Lose Weight?
How do you think?
I love this question because it's like
the human race hasn't known since it's entire existence how food,
calories, and exercise works. It's also the longest running tragic
comedy in the US where women will try anything and everything EXCEPT
eating less and exercising more in an effort to lose weight,
condemning now three generations of women to never lose weight, but
die trying.
Regardless, we once again see the prime
directive of these weak men (and women). 60% of young people are
overweight. Everybody would like to lose weight, but not if it's
hard on account that violates the prime directive of “It must be
easy first, actually success is second.”
I simply refuse to give fat, weak men
advice on how to lose weight. You know how, you're just asking for
the easy way. If you all really want to lose weight, then I'd
suggest you implement the religion of communism young people are so
fond of and watch the pounds fall off of everybody.
And finally...
Question #8 – How Do I Get the Girls?
I find this question hilarious.
Here you have a weak man who is
overweight,
lives at home,
has a worthless degree,
is unemployed,
is in debt,
is mentally ill,
whose social awkwardness frightens
young women,
and who is so lazy he needs another man
to tell him what to major in or what to do in life,
yet, this veritable loser who is the
COMPLETE ANTITHESIS of what women want, inevitably and always asks me
“how do I get da gurlza.”
It's hilarious NOT because it's a weak
man seeking the cheat code to girls. It's hilarious because these
“men” think they are in any kind of social, physical, financial,
or mental condition to date. They actually think they have value to
women. And when I am invariably asked this question after a litany
of work-avoidant questions, I have to laugh and say, “Are you
kidding me??? No, you are in no condition to present yourself to
some poor girl to date. You don't even know who you are, where you
want to live, what you want to do. You live at home, you're in debt,
you have no employable skills. Additionally you are fat, weak, and
ugly. You are not going to insult a woman, let alone bother her by
presenting your completely worthless self to her. Until you get the
rest of your life together, until you become a real man who is in
physical shape, do not even waste your time chasing girls.”
There are certainly other sub-questions
within the realm of “Aaron, make my life choices for me” but
there is a larger philosophical issue at hand. A question that every
weak man in America and the west needs to ask himself:
Regardless of your brainwashing,
upbringing, indoctrination or childhood, do you want to waste the
rest of your life being the loser that you are? We can spend all day
blaming teachers, parents, media, leftists, politicians, mental
illnesses, etc., for your pitiful place in life, but I do not
think for one second all the weak men (as well as weak women) DO
NOT KNOW what the solutions are to all their problems in life.
Everybody knows that to lose weight you need to eat less and exercise
more. Everybody knows that to get out of debt you need to work more
and spend less. Everybody knows liberal arts degrees are a horrific
waste of money compared to an engineering degree. And everybody
knows that girls like tall men with big muscles, no matter what they
claim otherwise.
The real issue is whether your
desire to actually succeed in life and these endeavors is STRONGER
than your fear of the work and toil required to succeed in them. And
this is the MOST IMPORTANT DECISION YOU NEED TO MAKE NOW. Because if
your fear of work is stronger than your desire to succeed in life,
then at least do yourself the favor of no longer torturing yourself,
impossibly desiring both. If your fear of exercise is more powerful
than your desire to have sex with a beautiful woman, then ADMIT THAT
and STOP trying to “get da gurlz.” You will save yourself an
inoordinate amount of strife and frustration. If your fear of
working for a living is stronger than your desire to be financially
independent, then unburden yourself with the chore of going to
college or researching a profession. If your fear of having to
support yourself is stronger than your desire to no longer live at
home, then resign yourself to having your parents force a curfew on
you at 27 years old. And if you fear the math and rigorous studying
that goes into a STEM degree, invest the money you would have spent
pursuing a worthless college degree instead into a house or the stock
market.
But if you actually DO want to live
life, if you actually DO want to be successful in life, then get your
head out of your ass and stop asking for the short cuts and cheat
codes to life that DO NOT EXIST. Like millions of 40+ something
Americans today whose lives are effectively over, you will waste your
one-and-only life chasing the false promises of diet pills, worthless
college degrees, fat acceptance, careerism, radical-yet-sexy
political ideaologies, entitlement, UBI, Oprah books, the opposite
sex “liking you for you,” or whatever other valueless
propagandist slop society is serving to you.
Unless you were born into wealth, ALL
SUCCESS comes from hard work, labor, and toil. And if you wish not
to piss away this one and finite life you have, this incredibly short
blip of conscientious existence God or the universe has given you,
stop looking for the easy way, stop looking for the short cut, get
off your ass and go make your life worth something. Because until
you do that, your life ultimately won't matter.
BOOKS AND RESOURCES
My Books and Resources:
Bachelor Pad Economics
https://amzn.to/3ueNK0w
Minimalism Seminar
https://theclareyschoolofeconomicphilosophy.teachable.com/purchase?product_id=3134480Worthless
https://amzn.to/2QIhwNEPoor Richard's Retirement
https://amzn.to/3valPAiConsulting
http://www.AssholeConsulting.comOther People's Books and Resources:
The Rational Male by Rollo Tomassi
https://amzn.to/3fISzdm
Unplugged Alpha by Rich Cooper
https://amzn.to/2QKC1tdThe Way of Men by Jack Donovan
https://amzn.to/3fHUq1ZPushing Rubber Downhill by Adam Piggott
https://amzn.to/34aUmCQ
“How to Get Da Gurlza:”
Troy Francis -
https://linktr.ee/realtroyfrancis
Modern Life Dating Strategies
https://www.modernlifedating.com/
Rian Stone – FUCC Files https://amzn.to/3ueV508
Donovan Sharpe
https://www.youtube.com/c/DonovanSharpe
The Book of Numbers:
https://www.amazon.com/Book-Numbers-Analyzing-Pursuit-Women/dp/B08TJ5JJJB/
Fresh and Fit https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5sqmi33b7l9kIYa0yASOmQ
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