Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Damnit, Now I Have to Think

Lousy, stupid, intelligent bloggers.  With all their intelligent observations and stuff.  I just want to play video games and drink.  But no!!!!  Oh no!!!  Have to get all fancy schmancy with the oopdy loopdy and get all smart and stuff.  I remember the days when I was a kid. Oh, it was great, no thinking.  No worrying.  Just how can I score another cookie without my mom finding out and praying for snow days.  No, now I got some Canuck getting all smart and I'm compelled to read his shit.  Should have never gone to college.  Wouldn't be curious about this stuff.  No, should have just stayed at home.  Lived in my mother's basement.  Then I wouldn't know, let alone care about this intelligent talky stuff.  Stupid internet.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but your stuff is understandable. The other blog made my eyes glaze over in 20 seconds. Too much heavy reading for my overtaxed brain.

Pax Empyrean said...

I wouldn't call anyone who talks about "anarcho-monarchism" with a straight face a smart blogger.

Anonymous said...

GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU INTERNET PEOPLE

Southern Man said...

I was dining at Taco Cabana and surfing their free wi-fi when I read this post. Sadly, the link was blocked as a "known pornography site." But I tried for hours this morning and came up with nothing.

heresolong said...

Well said, PE.