Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Damnit, Now I Have to Think
Lousy, stupid, intelligent bloggers. With all their intelligent observations and stuff. I just want to play video games and drink. But no!!!! Oh no!!! Have to get all fancy schmancy with the oopdy loopdy and get all smart and stuff. I remember the days when I was a kid. Oh, it was great, no thinking. No worrying. Just how can I score another cookie without my mom finding out and praying for snow days. No, now I got some Canuck getting all smart and I'm compelled to read his shit. Should have never gone to college. Wouldn't be curious about this stuff. No, should have just stayed at home. Lived in my mother's basement. Then I wouldn't know, let alone care about this intelligent talky stuff. Stupid internet.