Here's a pretty easy rule of thumb to follow ladies:
"What Would Sophia Loren Do?" or WWSLD?
I was in downtown Phoenix the other day, when I saw a cackle of middle aged women laughing and having a good ole time. It wasn't until I got closer however did I realize what they were doing.
Posing with a naked statue akin to the "King David" statue. Yes, they were grabbing his unit and posing in lewd places. But once I shook off the initial disbelief, I figured it would be good to document it.
The picture is a little dark, which is probably for the best.
Sophia Loren or
Miley Ray Cyrus
And then ask which one you want to be.
Seriously, this is the selection boys. This is the selection. Enjoy that decline.