You want to tell your woman you love her?
You want to show her how much you care?
Well then this Christmas get her what every woman wants:
Yes, gold, silver, be it bars or bullion, makes the perfect Christmas gift for the woman in your life. Unlike other men, you know that your girl pays attention to the M2 money supply, is aware of the expansionary monetary policy the Federal Reserve is pursuing, and can calculate national debt to GDP. So instead of flowers or chocolates, you know she wants something tangible and never frivolous - precious metals.
So go to MilesFranklin.com or call them at 1-800-822-8080 and get the love of your life (or even yourself) some Inflation Insurance. Nothing says I love you more than a pound of silver.
(Don't forget to mention that the Captain sent you!)