Saturday, February 09, 2013

How to Vaccinate Your Daughters Against Worthless Degrees

Fathers, dads,

lend me your ears.

Do you want your sweet little daughter to grow up and become a hyphenated-named, obese woman who heads up an "art department?"

No, of course you don't.

So buy your daughter "Worthless."

Yes, "Worthless" has been proven by the American Medical Association to prevent young girls from majoring in stupid stuff which leads to diseases like:

Obesity
Unemployment
Spinsterhood
Self-entitlement
and
A Wasted life

Show your daughter you love her.  Buy her "Worthless" today!

(Available on Kindle!)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Double-blind, double-masked, peer-reviewed independent clinical trials have also demonstrated the efficacy of Worthless to prevent the onset of cats in middle and old age.

vitasbrennus said...

Ms. Morris-Cafiero does not have a weight problem; everyone else on earth has a judgment problem.

They do not teach great logic like that in STEM classes.

Anonymous said...

I dont need to buy her the book. All I have to do is withhold any funds from going to pay tuition for said worthless degrees.

--Hale

Anonymous said...

I have known plump attractive women, and that pig isn't remotely one of them! So she is hated; why doesn't she wear a mu-mu?

The rest about "Worthless" degrees is the usual stuff True, but so what? Send your children to decent private schools, which the costs of university probably will cover. If you don't like the American private schools, there is Upper Canada College in Toronto, and Ashbury in Ottawa. And there are a couple of international schools in Switzerland. One of my uncles sent a daughter there, and he was not rich.

The truth of the matter is not that there are "worthless" degrees out there - there certainly are - but that by the time the ill-educated kid reaches college, it is TOO LATE for him. Or her. Grade school and then high school was corrupted long before university was.

Cato the Censor home-schooled his boys because he would not trust them to slaves. Trusting your children's education to the ordinary public schools is just plain irresponsible.

Anonymous said...

I got my Mrs degree in Engineering school.

Anonymous said...

Rather than correct what is a known health issue, this pathetic soul plays the victim card and expects FULL acceptance from society for her poor decisions. Her and the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) can piss-off!!