Friday, February 15, 2013

It's a Beautiful Day to Commit a Crime

You could work hard, pay half in taxes, and have your wealth confiscated at a later date

you could do that...

or...

you could commit crimes instead!

Sadly, a life of crime is becoming easier than a legit corporate career.  Just make sure you do it in a country that is favorable to criminals.

7 comments:

Ryan Fuller said...

"Any one of these countries would be a strong choice for the man determined to commence his criminal career, and notice how they are all in Europe."

Canada is not in Europe. Just being a socialist sissy-state does not make you European.

Practice! Practice! Practice! said...

Since you're a fan of Return of Kings, what do you think of this article?

http://www.returnofkings.com/5014/everything-is-amazing-right-now-and-nobodys-happy

Andrew said...

And we have movies like Heat and The Town and Collateral to guide us, lmao. I discussed something like this in one of my college classes, and even the professor was surprised at the statistics of how many bank robbers escape in the USA.

Andrew said...

@Andrew
Wait... you have my name and think like me.

WHERE ARE THE CLONING VATS?!

It is an alternative to flying a cash register post-college that.

John Henry said...

Canada is very easy on criminals, but if you are bad enough and get caught, you may wind up in a cell with a fetal alcohol-syndrome-suffering BFI.

kurt9 said...

The five best countries to commit crimes in will remain true only as long as their social-welfare governments continue to exist. Canada is probably long-term sustainable. But the others have a rendezvous with reality once the money for their socialist schemes runs out, probably during the next decade.

Anonymous said...

What a repulsive article, the author is only obssessed with women and doesn't care about crime at all.

If I was a crime boss, I would want to be surrounded with tanks, missiles, ICBM's, drones and soldiers. Who cares about women.

He should start an escort service or open a Hooters restaurant.