Yawnnnn...don't care. And yes, it's because I'm an asshole.
Why you never book at the Hilton in a Liberal Town.
I dated a black girl once. But she acted like a respectable woman. And that's why I dated her (though it was shortlived because she didn't reciprocate the poor ole Cappy's feelings...sniff sniff.). However I would never date this.
What happens when you renounce your US citizenship?
We don't need no STIIIIINNNNKING fathers!