Friday, June 13, 2014

Friday Night Constitutional

Yawnnnn...don't care.  And yes, it's because I'm an asshole.

Why you never book at the Hilton in a Liberal Town.

I dated a black girl once.  But she acted like a respectable woman.  And that's why I dated her (though it was shortlived because she didn't reciprocate the poor ole Cappy's feelings...sniff sniff.).  However I would never date this.

What happens when you renounce your US citizenship? 

We don't need no STIIIIINNNNKING fathers!


Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Just grabbed a box of Shredded Wheat. On the back it suggests that I " Thank a friend for HER friendship by giving HER the night off and babysitting HER kids."

WTF! Can't even buy cereal without getting smothered by this BS!