I remember when me and my buddy went to the bar and tried different types of "Career Game" to woo the ladies. There was "Lawyer Game," "Accountant Game," and "Student Game," but nothing beat "Felon Game." Yes, that's right, when we told the girls we were flirting with that my friend was a felon and I was his lawyer, and I just got him released, the response was stupefyingly positive, if not outright giddy. Felon Game HANDS DOWN beat every other type of game out there.
Ever since, I thought "Felon Game" was the way to go. That's until I heard of "Nazi Game."