Friday, June 29, 2018

Episode #260 of The Clarey Podcast - THE SCOPRIONS STRIKE BACK Episode!

The world's most profitable hike.
Women value work and career more than fun, love, and children.
Going overseas to avoid paying your student loans.
Cappy's Pacific Northwest Motorcycling Adventure.
The Scoprions STRIKE BACK!!!


In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

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Thursday, June 28, 2018

A Lifetime of Panhandling

I had cleared Chinook pass on my bike and was coming down off the Cascades enroute to Tacoma.  And the first exit I took the first time ever entering Tacoma I saw a site that was common in the Pacific northwest area - a panhandler.  Not that I hadn't seen panhandlers before - they are a permanent fixture of the Pacific northwest - but what got me about this one was how old he was.  You could tell he had been a panhandler his entire life and the toll it took on him was certainly showing.  He wasn't some spoiled 24 year old "crusty" from the suburbs, panhandling because it's what all the "cool hip" kids do in Seattle.  He was old, he was disheveled, he looked rough, and he most certainly had mental issues.  All I could think to myself was "Man, this is how all hippies end.  No matter how cool you were in 1968, the life of a parasite ends poorly if you never grow up and get a job."

The light turned green and so I motored into downtown Tacoma and the scenery did not improve.  There were more bums laying around, the architecture was minimalist and 70's, and what normal civilians that were there all dressed like the weather - ugly, depressing, and dark.  But as I saw more and more bums I realized how laziness was explaining nearly everything I was seeing.  Laziness made bums waste their entire lives.  Laziness made the Tacoma girls fat and the Tacoma boys skinny fat.  Laziness made the buildings ugly because beauty takes effort.  A complete lack of effort, if not an outright fear of it, resulted in the ugliness that was Tacoma and I was thankful I was only staying there a couple days.

But as I made my way through the city of ugly, I realized that laziness explained something a bit more fundamental about leftists..  Because if you're lazy you by default will have a political ideology of socialism.  And that laziness fundamentally forces you into a particular profession.  Ergo, regardless of their title or job, regardless of their profession or degree, nearly every leftist out there is functionally, fundamentally, and economically a panhandler.

Certainly the panhandlers in the Pacific northwest are begging for money.  You can criticize them all you want, but they are at least honest about it and don't hide it.  But how does panhandling for money differ from being a director or worker at a non-profit?  A liberal arts professor teaching a worthless class?  Social workers constantly lobbying for more money?  One of the 237 "diversity hires" at the University of Michigan?  Or any "employee" that needs government funding or grant money so they can not have to work work some kind of made up job?  It is the constant begging for money that makes you a parasite/panhandler whether you're an honest panhandler off the interstate exit or a cowardly hypocrite hiding behind some fabricated cause like "global warming" or "feminism" demanding your program get more taxpayer money.

There is however some good news and a la an "Enjoy the Decline" philosophy I'm trying to get people on the non-left to see this and take joy.  For the old man panhandler I saw upon entering Tacoma holds a lesson.  And that lesson is "lazy people work twice as hard."

I've alluded to this before in my consulting.  There's the hard way.  And the REALLY hard way.  There is NO EASY WAY.  The "hard way" is to take your bullets up front, pay the price, and get it over with.  Major in engineering, laydown the foundations for success when you're young, and do so while you're young and have the energy.  The REALLY HARD WAY is the way most leftists go.  Major in easy crap.  Live off of student loans.  Beg and plead and panhandle for other people's money.  Get a masters with more student loans.  Then go and beg and plead for some more taxpayers money for your completely unnecessary and made up job.  Yes, you may get lucky and be a Betsy Hodges, becoming one in the 1,000 leftists that gets a cushy government job, but most of you will end up like the old man panhandler stuck under a bridge in Tacoma.

This is the good news for those of you who are non-leftists.  Yes, an entire class of these people live off of you in a veritable parasitic way.  But their lives are condemned to ruination just like the bum under the underpass in Tacoma.  Because begging for other people's money goes against reality.  Begging for other people's money does NOT have the world working for you.  It goes against the world's best interests and you only get crumbs that are occasionally handed out because (shock of shocks) taxpayers want to keep their money!

Thus begins the lifetime of panhandling, which would be better described as "tooth pulling" because you don't have the real world working for you.  A highly skilled computer programmer has the world BENDING OVER BACKWARDS for him because he offers a good service.  A beautiful woman who put effort into her appearance has men slaying themselves to marry her and support her.  People who live in the real world and offer real value avail themselves of the real world because it will work for them.  An entire global economy and infrastructure bending to your beckon call because you are skilled and offer something it wants.

But if you're a bum.  If you're lazy.  If you're just another worthless person with a worthless liberal arts degree, you have to go begging. You have to go panhandling.  You have to live a life where the real world and people's best self interests operate against you (because remember, you ARE a parasite).  And thus the life of the old man I saw in Tacoma.

Of course not all leftists end up like the old man in Tacoma.  Many of you get your pet projects funded.  Many of you get grants and taxpayer money to make-believe-play "real adult in the real world" as you do some non-profit thing or another.  But there's never enough.  There never will be enough.  And only a select few like a Mark Dayton, a Hillary Clinton, or a Betsy Hodges will get the 6 figure salary and truly avoid a life of work, labor, sweat and toil.  In other words the axiom "lazy people work twice as hard" will hold true for most leftists.  The vast majority of leftists will be damned to a life of panhandling be it under a bridge or filling out grant proposal forms.  And like all panhandlers they will achieve nothing of value in life because that is the definition of being a parasite.  You will not solve poverty.  You will not end global warming.  You will not close the wage gap.  You won't help out minorities.  But that has never been your intention. It's just the tool you use to get other people to part with their money.  And even when you get it, you'll end up just as old, haggard, beaten, and destroyed as that panhandler in Tacoma.  And you'll have wasted your life just like he did.
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Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Older Brother Podcast #7 - Male Purpose and Existence Podcast...And Hot Soviet Chicks

"Fuck Trump" celebrities.
Hot Russian chicks.
Christian Missionaries accomplish nothing.
Leftists are indeed evil.
Doc Visits South Dakota.

AND MORE!!! in THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

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When the Millennials Lost Social Skills

Good christ.

We made friends in the 90's and 80's by going outside and playing.

Now you fuckwits need a fucking app and website and meetup groups for this to happen.

Heaven, please do NOT help this generation.

Monday, June 25, 2018

Good Night Ole Man

This guy, if you ever watched the show, was an economic genius.

"Comments Disabled" = Fake News

I get sick of faux-journalists that write rank propaganda and advance political agendas, but then are too cowardly to allow for a comments section:

Sunday, June 24, 2018

Cappy's Lake Tahoe Adventure

Got to bum around with Seth Hymes and "Atham" in the Lake Tahoe area.  Finally back at the southern command where the war against the scorpions I guess is going to continue.

Saturday, June 23, 2018

"Seattle Nice"

If you're looking for a break from politics (and you don't want your life ruined like Trump has ruined most leftists' lives on social media) may I suggest a break from politics and dropping by Matt Forney's new site "Terror House Magazine."

It has nothing to do with terror, but it is merely a new site that solely focuses on short story fictional pieces.  One of particular note is "Seattle Nice" written by our good friend TJ Martinell, but there are many others as well.

Regardless, if you're looking for a break from politics and just want to enjoy life instead, check out Terror House Magazine.

Cappy's Northern Californian Adventure!

The best pics however are from southern Oregon along highway 58:

Friday, June 22, 2018

Don't Try Until You Have Gray Hair

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Episode #259 of The Clarey Podcast

Cappy and TJ Martinell chit whilst Cappy is on his motorcycling adventure in THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast.

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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Cappy's Silver Falls Adventure

Went out shooting guns and hiking a 6 mile loop at Silver Falls State Park near Salem, Oregon.

Remember, work hard, get a masters, borrow lots of money for expensive cars and clothes, and you too can never see this wonderful place.

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Older Brother Podcast Episode #6

In this Episode of The Older Brother Podcast the gang talks about:

Permanent Resting Bitch Face
The Formula for Hallmark Romantic Comedies
Jews in the Ancient Olympics
Author talk.
Selling Lies to the Masses

AND MORE!!!  in THIS EPISODE of The Older Brother Podcast!

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Monday, June 18, 2018

Cappy's Pacific Coast Highway Adventure

Continued my Pacific Northwest adventure by taking the 101 from Tacoma to Salem. I did NOT take this route because I wanted to see the scenery.  I quite literally took it so I would not have to deal with Portland and its leftist traffic.  The scenery was a close second however.

Enroute I did find a couple things of interest.

1)  Evergreen College, famous for its bigotry, was one of the first stops. The campus is HORRIFIC in terms of architecture and layout.I could see why mentally insane and suicidal people attend.

2) Astoria, home of "The Goonies House" was also along the way. The house however has been sectioned off from the public.

3)  Cannon Beach is also the filming location for the truck race in Goonies.  It was open to the public.

4)  If you are a motorcyclist I cannot recommend highway 22 out of Hebo to Salem enough.  It is better than the Dragon's Tail and would be a great substitute for people on the west side of the country who don't want to drive to Tennessee.

Why Traveling is the Future of Dating

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Saturday, June 16, 2018

Life is Too Short to Chase Women

I've received enough requests from men at Asshole Consulting it behooved this video.

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Rape is Bad


Friday, June 15, 2018

Episode #258 of The Clarey Podcast - Greasy Pole Special!

Cappy sits in with The Great One and Adam Piggott on their "Greasy Pole" podcast! We chat about strip club stories, $1 million in student loan debt, white water rafting and MORE!
THE INITIAL AUDIO IS A BIT LOUD so maybe fast forward a couple minutes into the podcast.

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Thursday, June 14, 2018

Cappy's Cascade Adventure

A long drive from Leavenworth, Washington to Tacoma Washington via Yakima.  It was quicker to go that route than deal with traffic in Seattle and I wish I was joking.  Also got to drive Yakima Canyon and 410 over the Chinook Pass which still had about 8 feet of snow on it.

U of Chicago Eliminating the SAT/ACT


The Job Description is Obsolete

But the solution sure the hell isn't this pablum of managerial navel gazing crap.

You want better employees?

Pay them more, don't lie in the job description, and ensure the boss isn't a dumbass.

Seriously, it is that simple.

The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment

We don't need no STIIIIINNNNKINNNNNG fathers!

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Older Brother Podcast #5 - The Seattle Sucks Episode

In this episode of The Older Brother Podcast the guys talk about how social workers WANT homelessness, poverty, and crime. The Seattle homelessness and housing costs problems. Why millennials are priced out of investing in anything. Minimalism, and MORE!

in THIS EPISODE of The Older Brother Podcast.

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