Well, Austin, then you are a moron. And not only are you a moron, your life is going to suck. But something tells me you're going to demand us taxpayers bail you out of your DRAMATURGY degree.
Oh wait, I take that back. She's kicking so much ass in life that she's easily going to pay off those student loans ASAP!
Remember boys and girls. June is WORTHLESS DEGREE AWARENESS MONTH. Don't become like Austin. Buy Worthless today!