Thursday, December 27, 2018

Asking for a Date is Sexual Harassment According to Title IX?

The deposition is worth reading.  I won't delve into this until my vacation is over.  I'm just posting it in the meantime to save it for my next podcast in 10 days.

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

The Clarey Podcast Christmas Episode Special!

Can't Get Enough White Caulk
Liberal Arts Majors Cleaning Horse Vagina (no joke)
"Where are They Now?"
"Asshole Consulting Gift Cards"
The Dick Show's $21,000 Patreon
Terrence Popp's Ringtone.


in THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

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Saturday, December 22, 2018

Cappy is On Vacation

I will be "vacationing" for the next 2 weeks.

And by "vacationing" I mean hauling ass across the country, visiting various Agents in the Field, bumming free lodging off of people like the parasite I am, inevitably making my way to The Southern Command for my annual "Avoiding Minnesota Winter Pilgrimage."

I will fire up the ole engines on the USS Cappy on the 4th of January, but there will be no podcasts nor posts until that time.  ASSHOLE CONSULTING HOWEVER WILL CONTINUE.

In the meantime, have a merry Christmas, enjoy your New Years, and we will see you in 2019.

Friday, December 21, 2018

The Clarey Podcast #278 - The "DT Christmas Special" Episode

Moving to South Dakota.
College football players should get paid...and get out of college.
The favors sheep do superior people.
Nobody keeps up.
Cappy's "It's a Wonderful Life"


In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

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At Least There's No Heart in the Way

Should be a pretty easy surgery then.

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

The Government Will Finance Your Purpose in Life

"I'm Majoring in Citations"

Whilst running around Lake Calhoun I was listening to The Great One Himself.  In his latest podcast he was regaling the listener with a tale about a solidly average looking woman he met while running day game in Fort Collins.  He was settling for average women because all the young, supple college students had left for Christmas break, and all that was left was...well...the left overs.  And thus he was relegated to "solid 5's" (as he put it) that remained on the college campus.

But when it got time to talk about what the girl he met did for a living, she said she was a grad student doing research for her advanced degree.  Wincingly, The Great One asked what her major was and she said "linguistics."  Begging for more pain, The Great One then asked what her research was on and she said....


Apparently this was not enough pain and curiosity was going to kill the cat.  So The Great One followed up, asking her how she could be getting paid taxpayer dollars to research "citations."  What is it about "citations" that could possibly be said beyond it being the standardized method to cite sources in professional writing circles?  She said,

"Well there are differences in the way native-English speakers use citations vs. non-native English speakers use citations and that's where the focus of my study is."

Despite The Great One wanting to get laid that day, the stupid was too great for him to pursue her any further, and thus concluded his story with the advanced linguistics major.

Then there is Melissa Bert.

Ms. Bert is the University of Minnesota - Morris Campus' "Senior Administrative Director of Institutional Effectiveness."  If you're wondering what in heck's name a "Senior Administrative Director of Institutional Effectiveness" does, well UM Morris explains by saying this individual "works closely with senior-level administrators and others to provide information and analysis that supports administrative decision making, strategic planning, assessment and program review, accreditation, and data relevant to federal and other grant applications. Working collaboratively with campus staff and faculty in data gathering and reporting, she also will assist campus constituents in using and interpreting institutional data while building campus capacity to access and use data related to institutional effectiveness."

If you're confused about the worth of a "Senior Administrative Director of Institutional Effectiveness" just as you are the veracity of a masters thesis in "Citations" that's a good sign, because it shows your brain is working.  Neither of them offer any value to the taxpayers that pay for them, and certainly not society in general.

The problem is these are merely two minor examples of a much larger and longer trend in make-work government jobs and programs.  The creation of pointless government, non-profit, and public sector jobs (or grants, endowments, programs, etc.) has been with us for decades and has only grown dramatically, especially in the education sector.  20 years ago there was no such thing as "Diversity and Inclusion Officers."  Now it's a must-have for every college and university.  In public schools you had ONE vice principal who would handle all behavioral issues.  Now you have a battery of social workers, counselors, and support staff.  Executive management of colleges consisted of deans, chancellors, and maybe some admin staff.  But since 1978 that staff has grown by 221%, even where the U of Michigan employs nearly 100 "diversity related" employees.

Your average liberals and socialists are actually stupid enough to think these are real jobs and they are real workers doing real work.

To your slightly less dumb conservative stooge, they're saying, "heeeey, there's something fishy going on here...I'm going to call into talk radio and complain about it!" because that's all they're capable of.

But to superior-minded people like you and me, we damn well know what's going on here.  This is nothing but theft from the taxpayer by lazy people too lazy to get real degrees and work real jobs.  It's nothing but a welfare jobs program for America's lazy.  Ms. Bert is a legalized thief. Every linguistics major getting grant money to study "citations" is a parasite.  And the millions of social workers, guidance counselors, non-profit directors are valueless people consuming trillions in taxpayer dollars over decades of time that could otherwise be put in our pockets, enriching those of us who work real jobs.

They are simply liabilities upon society.

However, there's more to these people than just mere parasitism and laziness.  As I've often said before I WISH it was mere theft.  A welfare bum will just collect his check and go home to play video games.  These people have too big of egos to be satisfied with that.  They need morality, purpose, and agency to go with their government cheese.  They need vindication, certification, and an air of authority to go with their checks.  And so entire professions that are entirely pointless are made up out of thin air to masturbate these intellectual hypocrites to climax.

For example, Janice Gassam.  She wrote a precious article in Forbes explaining how white men can be allies to non-whites and non-males in the work place.  I won't link to it because such sanctimonious slop doesn't deserve the traffic, but her resume is hilarious as it is exposing.  She has a PhD in Organization Psychology and specializes in Diversity and Inclusion.  It might as well say "Work Avoidance and Bitching and Whining for Other People's Money" because those aren't things.  Organization Psychology is not "plumbing."  "Diversity and Inclusion" is not computer programming.  The woman hasn't done an honest days worth of work in her life.  BUT she has an accredited and advanced degree from an accredited university.  AND companies hire her for her "specialty" in "diversity and inclusion."  AND those pieces of paper and certifications let her believe she's actually producing something of value.  But the truth is world has lost its collective mind and bent over backwards for a truly worthless person.  ENTIRE academic programs have been made for people like her.  Governments fund and finance programs and intiatives, forcing taxpayers to pay for her.  And what companies do hire her with free market money, only do so out of charity, marketing, and virtue signaling to show their political credentials. 

Still, that doesn't matter to the likes of Ms. Gassam.  In their minds, they're actually providing value.  They're actually working real jobs.  "Why didn't you see the doctorate degree I have from an accredited university!!!  I'm legit!  I have purpose and meaning in life!  Why you just ignant/racist/sexism/stupid."  They want to believe they're actually doing good in the world, and their worthless diplomas, make-work jobs, and government checks allow them to believe that lie.

However, this is the ultimate point I'm trying to make.  That it's not so much the money these parasites are after, but the purpose and ego that comes with the fabricated circus surrounding their government checks.  Yes, it's nice you stole $4,500 and full health care from the taxpayer for your Reserve Assistant Deputy Director of Diversity and Inclusion at BFU College.  But it's more important you have a fancy title and a fancy degree that comes with it because it fools you into thinking you have point, purpose, and agency in life.  You have a reason to get up in the morning.  You have a reason to live.  And I claim this is the evolutionary edge of where government will not only grow, but will inevitably grow to become the single largest part of all state, federal, and local budgets.  Because as the automated economy grows, and fewer and fewer jobs will be out there for people, giving people a false purpose and agency in life will be the largest role the government must fulfill.

The Perfect Storm

The perfect storm is brewing, if not is already here for such a scenario where the government's primary role will be to create make-work government jobs, degrees, and entire professions to keep people's egos satiated and satisfied.  And there are four ingredients (one that alone is adequate enough to make this reality) that will bring this about;

Male Nature
Artificial Intelligence
The World's Reserve Currency

Feminism has destroyed what traditionally has given men and women agency and purpose in life - each other.  Women today are programmed to not want men, to fear them, even hate them, and to constantly hedge against the risks of marrying them because "if you get divorced you'll be unemployed and out on your ass."  Without men and the consequential families that traditionally came with them, women are programmed to want a career uber alles.  And while some will tend towards engineering, STEM, accounting, and other legitimate fields, the majority of them like Ms. Gassam and Bert will choose worthless, fluffy bunny degrees because they're easier and require no rigor.  Of course, with these degrees having no value, the government will have to create entire make-work industries for them, forcing taxpayers to pay for these bogus jobs.  But they already have, proving feminism alone has made government financing people's purpose in life, a reality.

Without women, men also technically have no point or purpose in life.  They won't fall in love.  They certainly won't raise families.  And even if they do, meh, the government will take care of their baby mamma for them.  However, men will fare a little better here psychologically in that historically men have always derived their value of their profession.  Men will continue to pursue scientific and mechanical pursuits, ensuring there still is a REAL part of the economy producing REAL tangible things that need to be made.  Madison may be writing her thesis on Citations of Non-Native English Speaking Peoples, but Bill will still program an app.  Bob will still keep the electric plant operating.  And Steve will still farm food.

The irony here is that because men are addicted to sex, AS WELL AS are indoctrinated since 3 to never criticize women, none of them will ever point out to women they aren't wearing any clothes.  YOu will have male feminists.  You will have men all agreeing a woman's career is more important than love, family, and men themselves.  And ironically, it's all in an attempt to get laid by agreeing with women politically.  Shoot, a lot of these men themselves become worthless, make-work government, non-profit types themselves (readily identifiable with their noodly soy arms), all begging for the government to provide them purpose and agency as well.  But men, as a group, will continue working away to ensure the economy doesn't collapse and there's enough taxes being paid to create the entire "purpose and agency industry."  They may have given up love.  They may have given up family.  But, meh, at least there's porn and video games for them.

Then there's AI.  I am not as much of a big believer in AI as much as I know the economy has always been and always will be forever pushing the AI asymptote.  More and more jobs will be automated.  Increasing amounts of education for the dwindling number of skilled jobs will be required.  And we are approaching the point in time (if not, we're already here) where our main concerns of food, clothing, shelter, and safety are taken care of.  This will lead people (BOTH men and women) into more leisurely pursuits.  Some will want to advance the hard sciences, some will want to work real jobs, but human nature being what it is (lazy and egotistical) most people in the first world will think themselves smart enough and wise enough to solve society's problems.  Proof AI has already advanced to this level is the increasingly petty and pointless political problems the precious millennial generation has decided they're going to take on.  Transsexual bathrooms.  31 flavors of gender.  Safe spaces.  Pronouns.  Made up mental disorders.  Fat acceptance.  And the bevy of other truly petty bullshit this hopelessly spoiled generation views as "crises."

You would think with such a lazy, talentless, and incompetent generation the economy would be collapsing and people would be starving, but it's quite the opposite. Unemployment is at a 45 year low, GDP is growing at an OK clip, and obesity is a problem, not starvation.  It's proof technology has advanced to the point our lives are so easy we are the fat, sloven, obese slobs on the starship in Wall-E. 

Finally, the iceberg that could sink all of this in a second - the world's reserve currency.

Technology and artificial intelligence is only half the story. The reason the economy is growing, housing and stock prices are up, and the millennials and their epic laziness haven't destroyed the economy is simple - debt.  AI and technology can only do so much, and they certainly do create a quasi-unlimited wealth economy, but let's be clear. The economy we have today was only done by boosting the economy with a ton of steroids in the form of debt spending.  We doubled the national debt which essentially bailed everyone out of their financial sins, re-inflated asset prices and provided the stability in the economy we enjoy today.  But tripling the money supply to pay for this debt SHOULD HAVE caused massive inflation, which it did not.


Because the US dollar is the world's reserve currency.  We can print as much of it off as we want and not have inflation.

I won't bore you with the details (which you can find here), but since the US is the world's largest and least corrupt economy, our currency, the US dollar, allows us to pretty much print off as much money as we want WITHOUT IT CAUSING INFLATION.  This has essentially given the US government a blank check that allows us to pay for a whole host of tremendously wasteful and stupid things:

Bank bailouts.
Student loans for liberal arts majors.
Free housing.
A bloated military.
Bridges to nowhere.


entire make-work industries to give our lazy and stupid purpose and meaning in life.

AI and technology can only do so much.  But with the world's reserve currency the US government can print off as many trillions of dollars to create as many millions of jobs for all of your egotistical parasites to major in "Citations" or be "Senior Administrative Directors of Institutional Effectiveness."

A Brave New World

Without any restrictions on budgeting, a token labor force that keeps the lights on, AI, and horny men that will placate women, we can have an artificial world where men and women can major in the world's most outlandish bullshit and still make a career out of it.  To win votes politicians will promise more spending not only on welfare, but the "Purpose and Agency" industry that will guarantee every American an education and a career.

You will "raise awareness."
You will "start conversations."
You will "be diverse and inclusive."
And you will "launch initiatives."

But let's be very clear.  You REALLY won't have any purpose or reason in life.  You REALLY won't be smart or educated in the true sense of those words. You REALLY won't be of any worth of value.  And you WILL BE a parasite, thief, leech, and lamprey upon the real workers of society.

But above all else, you will be lonely because you will have never developed a core or center for a real human being.  You will just be an indoctrinated, government-programmed NPC agent, regurgitating the same talking points you were programmed to.  You won't be interesting.  You won't be capable of love.  You will be a pathetic, pointless excuse for a human being.  Enjoy your Masters Degree in Linguistic Citations.  And enjoy the decline.
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Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Monday, December 17, 2018

Nobody is Doing Real Work at Coffee Shops

It's just aged liberal arts majors vainly trying to give themselves value in this world:

Is There Anything More Empowering than Divorcing a Prince?

Let it be known here that the Ole Captain predicted this woman will divorce Harry because it will be the most empowering thing a woman ever did by today's standards of empowerment.  I say "today's standards" because Margaret Thatcher had real power by real standards.  But the day is coming, boys and girls.  The day is coming.

Sunday, December 16, 2018

The Elkins Hour #5 - "Prostitution is the New Normal" Episode

Seeking Arrangement/prostitution will be the new normal.
Cappy cleans his house...A LOT.
The Scared Accountant.

Saturday, December 15, 2018

Friday, December 14, 2018

The Clarey Podcast #277 - The "Lonely Baby Boomers" Episode

People's fear of "normal mental illness."
Parents going into debt for their childrens' worthless degrees.
The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment.
Britain bans "stereotyping advertising."
Baby Boomers OFFICIALLY the "Most Lonely Generation."

and MORE!!!

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Thursday, December 13, 2018

Your Destiny with Maslow and PTSD Awaits

The Marathon

To be blunt, I am successful.

I am not rich any any means, but I will spend a higher percentage of my life being free compared to 99% of the people in the world, even rich people.  I answer to no one.  I have no debts.  I have complete and utter freedom.  I wake up when I want.  I eat what I want.  I ride my motorcycle wherever I want.  And I make my money however I want.  And when the seconds are tallied up at the end of my life, I will have spent a higher percentage of my life doing what I wanted even compared to Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, and certainly Steve Jobs.  Because time is all the matters.  Money is a close, yet at the same time, distance second.  And the person who wins at life is the man who spent the highest percent of his life free.  Not who has the most money.

But this success was not sudden.  It was not as if I inherited the lottery or found out I was related to the Daytons and had a trust fund.  It was the result of long term planning, frugality, minimalism, and fiscal discipline.  It was decades in the making, and even though it took decades, the end result was a rare achievement most humans never experience.  But whereas my path to this "successful life" was a long road, much like a marathon the part where you attain success was rather immediate.  Almost a blink of an eye.  And so very much like a marathon where 99.999% of it is the struggle and toil of running, and .0001% is "POOF you pass the finish line," so too is success in life.  But unlike a marathon that has an ending, life continues on well past the finish line.

And that's when the monsters, nightmares, and demons really come out.

Blasting Through Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

Most Red Pill men today face an interesting dichotomy.

On one hand you are almost guaranteed to be (or have been) brought up in a dysfunctional, if not outright hostile environment.  A broken home, a single mom, a deadbeat dad, poverty, drugs, and/or the prison euphemistically called "Public School."  And this says nothing about the lies and propaganda beaten into your skull by 17 years of K-college education, not to mention the blatant lies from the media, government, and society.  And these lies are about everything important in life.  Dating, career, marriage, politics, economics, family, philosophy, and education.  And because they're lies about everything in life, it prevents you from even being marginally successful at life.  At BEST you come out a brainwashed leftist from college with a worthless degree and $75,000 worth of crippling student loans.  At WORSE you are a young black man whose mom is using your social security number to open up credit cards and will disown you if you go to college because she will collect less Section 8 housing money (true story).  The point is upon entering the real world you are incredibly disadvantaged to succeed because of the lies you've been fed.  And this disadvantage is so great, its debatable whether it's your crippled finances that makes it worse, or the mental insanity you endure when the lies you've been told prevent you from making any progress or success in the real world.

On the other hand, never have men (and women) had such easy access to truth and reality.  In the pre-internet days if you were brainwashed it was nearly impossible to figure out you were.  Soviet and Red Chinese citizens actually believed America was the enemy and they were free.  Baby Boomer men actually believed women wanted sensitive 90's men and Baby Boomer women to be treated like men.  And young Gen Xer's were convinced we were all going to die because of the Amazon rainforests or the ozone hole.  But now with the internet you at least have access to different opinions, theories, and philosophies.  You have access to people who offer explanations WHY you're not finding a job, why you're not finding women, and why you're not having success.  Certainly, many of these theories hurt, but AT LEAST it's not propaganda and lies that keep you down.  And AT LEAST it offers a solution to your problems.  Alas, while you may be brainwashed into failing at life, the red pill truths you can get on the internet freely and immediately make recovering from the aforementioned lies and propaganda easy (if you decided to take said red pills).

Now when you take these two variables:

1.  Generations who have never been so lied-to, propagandized, and thus disadvantaged, and
2.  An easily accessible, direct, and blunt solution to their problems via the internet

you get a rapid, almost lightning speed recovery (for anybody bold enough to take and embrace the red pill).  This is great in that you are not left to wander, aimlessly, confused and insane, ultimately wasting your life.  You know what reality is.  You know what the truth is. You have a clear roadmap and path to success.  But the speed at which you recover is so rapid it actually can cause damage much like a SCUBA diver surfacing too quickly or even Truman Burbank realizing he's merely part of The Truman Show.

This is going to (if not already has) happen to thousands, if not millions of young men (and some women) today.  You were lied to about nearly everything in life.  You were a miserable failure at it in all regards.  But once you get on track, once you see the Matrix for what it is, you can excel and succeed in it.  Soon you're changing your degree to something employable.  Next you're working a real job and a side gig to pay off your debts.  Then you're dabbling in entrepreneurship to make yourself independently employed. And before you know it you're sitting on a house where your renters are paying your mortgage.  It may take 5, even 10 years, but the speed at which you are going is literally blasting through all of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs that most normal people don't ever do in an 80 year life expectancy.  You're no longer living in the ghetto where it's unsafe and you don't know where your next meal is coming from.  You're no longer striving, working some late night job to help lower your tuition costs.  You're not slaving away at two jobs to pay down your debts.  And even soon enough you're not even answering to a boss as your contract business is doing very well.  And with enough work, effort, dedication and sacrifice, soon you "make it."  You  make it past the Maslowian "finish line" to "self actualization."  You no longer have to worry about food, clothing, shelter or money.  You can FINALLY relax and enjoy life for what it was meant to be.

But there is a problem.

You've had your nose to the grind for so long, you didn't see what was on the other side of self-actualization.  You never thought to look ahead to think what would happen at the end of the marathon.  You've been stuck in the lower stages of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, your only dream was to survive and merely get out of them.  You never contemplated what was on the "other side."  YOu always assumed that it was going to be a utopia.  A "haven" where the pilgrims or some adventurers in a movie would reach their "final destination" and all would be well.  But like many of those movies, upon arriving at their final destination, they find out it either doesn't exist, is in fact a hell, or is a dystopian nightmare, and thus the real challenge begins.

The Demons Come Out to Play

The first thing you will notice is how few people make it past this metaphorical finish line.  Yes, thousands, perhaps millions of men in our lifetimes will take the red pill, leave poverty, gain success, but it will be a small, precious percentage.  Most of the people you will have in your life will still be stuck on the propaganda hamster wheel of life.  They will think they need a big, fancy McMansion with a big fancy McMortgage.  They will need luxury items that will only put them into debt further.  They will need advanced degrees, only making it impossible for them to ever retire.  And thus they will forever be wage slaves incapable of joining you or ever operating at your level.

The second thing you'll notice is most of them will still be stuck in the matrix, being true believers in the propaganda they've been sold.  Education is freedom.  It's more important to have a luxury SUV than raise your own kids.  Your career is what defines you.  And perhaps the cherry on the brainwashing-sundae is "you're all intelligent, independent-minded people."  This will provide you VERY few genuine colleagues who can even keep up with you intellectually.  There will be very few minds you'll be able to appreciate and enjoy.  And while every one around you is mocking you for buying cheap, used cars, or being a stick in the mud, they'll wonder how you paid your house off at 40 and how you can afford to ride out to Alaska at the drop of a hat.

Third, you will be lonely.  While you have actually made it to this nirvana, the population is almost always zero.  And this can mean you're by yourself adventuring about, living your life, or surrounded by people, but having absolutely zero intellectual interest in them because they're sheep. You will attend company Christmas parties where worker drones drone on about their careers, mindless things, or how their children are going to go to an overpriced college for a worthless degree.  Your truly amazing adventure of how you undid your brainwashing, took the red pill, and achieved success becoming a truly free individual will bore them, perhaps even make them think you're a braggart, when in reality you are by far the most interesting person at that table.  And do not even bother telling people about your journey because they simply aren't interested.  They will say "that's nice" and move on to other more mundane and pop-culture topics, perhaps the latest sportsball game or what the latest Hollywood harlot tweeted.

Finally, you will have what I would consider a very watered down version of PTSD.  I don't like ascribing PTSD to people who did NOT fight in war or suffer a truly traumatic event.  But being poor for most of your youth, being brought up in a broken home, being perpetually under debt, wasting 17 years on an education that doesn't pay, and living a life founded in lies does inevitably take a psychological toll because it's a constant state of stress.  You won't notice at first because you'll be too busy plodding one foot in front of the other to win this marathon of life, but once your financial, security, and biological needs are met, your brain will actually have the time to get out of "emergency crisis mode" and look back.  And your only question will simply be "why?"  "Why did older people lie to us about our education?"  "Why did politicians tell us to love the state and socialism more than the individual and family?"  "Why did we get programmed to value our careers more than the love of life our any theoretical children we might have?" "Why did they do this to us?"  It is at this point you will realize just how much (if not all) of your youth was wasted towards tragic or at least futile ends.  It will further depress you when you realize just how much society feeds off of its young.  And remember, only a very small percentage of people will be capable of seeing this for what it is.  You will be alone with these constant reminders, like a mythical Cassandra that nobody is going to believe or listen to.

But Never Go Back

You may be tempted to go back and join the herd.  To live an ignorantly blissful life.  But this isn't The Matrix where you can be plugged back in.  Once you took that galvanizing trek to figure out the real world for what it is, and then make that arduous journey to succeed in that new real world, you cannot undo the process.  You will always see how people are screwing up.  You will always understand why people are not happy.  You will always understand why you will have so few peers.  You will not ever be able to tolerate the tedium of normal people talking ever again.  You will not be able to work in a corporate career, vainly hoping for some sort of comradery.  And you are not going to be able to go back to college to find intellectual stimulation.  The only thing that will do it, is the presence and company of equally independent-minded people who went on their own journey.  These people are precious and few.  So hold onto them when they come across your life.
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Boy Scouts Getting Sued

I like the last part.  They're getting sued by the girlscouts for allowing girls into the club.

Stay woke, go broke.

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Cappy's Bored Podcast

Random podcast I put together because I didn't want to write:

The Older Brother Podcast #31 - The "Short Guy" Episode

When dating was fun.
Dating for short guys.
Seattle and Portland people.
Chivalry is old hat.


in THIS EPISODE of The Older Brother Podcast

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Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Putin Was a Bad Ass

I love how the media and the world hate a man who was...well...manly.  He may not have been on the "good side"(though democrats could not masturbate enough to communist Russia or the GDR in the 80's), but there is no doubt Putin is a real man.  And not only a real man, but a judo champion and agent of the KGB.  He's a guy men can trust.  Not to NOT be a tyrant or dictator, but to be a man.  THAT is what really scares the global media left about Putin.  A man with zero fucks to give and a "go fuck yourself" attitude.  Russia has not been better served since Peter the Great.

The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment

But a step mom was available.

Saturday, December 08, 2018

Roosh Has Written the Most Pro-Female Book in History

If you don't know what it is, then you haven't been paying attention, but "Game" is the latest literary work of Roosh V, the epitomal world playboy of our time.  It has gained more attention than his other works in that this book has been banned by Amazon, Barnes and Noble, along with the author himself being deplatformed from various monopolistic and oligopolistic big tech cartel platforms.  However, Roosh has also spearheaded a new frontier in this regard making his book easily accessible in all formats, proving success needn't depend on Big Tech.

To the seasoned "Manospherian" or "Red Pill" man, there will be nothing new in "Game" that you hadn't already gleaned from either consuming red pill literature or through empiricism dating in the real world.  I could recommend it to these type of readers only on the ground you would want to help out Roosh for being censored by people and entities that do not truly understand or appreciate free speech.  But if you are new to the red pill community, or are just a young man about to embark on the pursuit of women, it is a mandatory stand alone work that improves upon his original, Bang.  "Game" is more thorough, more complete, and especially more updated in that it accounts for the real and increasing risk of women falsely accusing men of rape, rape hysteria, and a genuine hatred against men.  It also accounts for the accelerated arms-race of sorts where smart phones and social media is quickly rendering traditional women (both domestic and aboard) mass-produced, attention-addicted, NPC leftists who require exponential levels of game to be wooed.    Despite these improvements and considerations, the book is inherently flawed (by no fault of the author) as within 10 years time the goal posts of the Battle of the Sexes will invariably be moved even further left, to which insane heights I cannot even begin to fathom.  The only real complaint I have about the book is the unnecessary and overly crass segment on having sex with women on their period.  I believe Roosh is too obsessed about helping people get their notch count up, whereas I personally would sacrifice 3 or 4 extra lays if it required having sex with a woman on her period.   Overall, I give the book 4 out of 5 stars.

But here is the interesting twist.

The most interesting part of the book was not the level of experience Roosh displays in nearly every facet of dancing, dating, and doinking.  Nor is it his very precise and succinct use of the English language (which I actually did appreciate very much).  It was that he has quite literally wrote the most pro-female book I've ever read or heard of in my life.

And when I say "quite literally" I mean that in the literal sense of the words.

Roosh has written the most pro-female book ever written, and that includes anything written by feminists.

I came to this conclusion when I noticed I was becoming increasingly pained, even depressed as I read "Game."  In part it was because it reminded me of my past and just how much effort, energy, and resources I poured into chasing women (with varying levels of success).  In part it was the painstaking detail Roosh applied to every whim, desire, outcome, and variable of women and what they wanted.  In part it was the new and Orwellian countermeasures men had to take as precautions against fake rape, assault, and harassment accusations.  And it was the fact that Roosh has been at this for 15 years, reminding me of not only what he had to have gone through, but what I and millions of other men have as well.

I couldn't put my finger on it until I was almost done with the book, but the reason why I was so pained, even depressed was because it showed how Roosh, of all people, had dedicated his entire youth to making women happy.  Admittedly, this was all in the aim of getting laid.  He wasn't doing it for charity.  But the result was a man whose entire youth was living on the pins and needles, guessing, theorizing, reverse engineering, honing, calculating, identifying, and inevitably delivering on



of women.

The book could almost be read through two times in two different mind sets.  The first being a rookie kid who the book is intended for. The second, however, would be if you are an aspiring manager of only the most elite hotels and restaurants in the world..  Like a 5 star hotel or the elite Michelin restaurants, Roosh has considered, accounted for, tailored, and even predicted every possible want, need, desire, and even angle women could possibly want in nearly EVERY situation.  Of note was noticing what color her jewelry was, to crafting loose (but highly designed) questions to keep the conversation going (because, why should a woman be inconvenienced to carry on the conversation?), to changing that conversation based on country and even city, to bringing extra money to provide for the contingency the girl may not have cab fare to go back home, even going to the extents to make a woman feel comfortable having sex while on her period.  No amount of chocolates on pillows with champagne with the most awe-inspiring cityscape views could come close to the level of detail, attention, care, consideration, and service Roosh has put into making women happy.  The only difference is the hotel wants your money and Roosh wants to have sex.

This then brings up a very important philosophical question all men must ask themselves, and one I hope even veteran red pillers ask when (not if) they read this book

Are women worth this level of dedication and sacrifice?

Women may not like Roosh.  Feminists may even hate him.  But I have never seen a man dedicate this much energy, time, youth, thought, money, and psychological resources into doting on their every desire and wish.  It's laughably and unbelievably tragic this book is viewed as misogynist, when in reality it's subservient to women.  Admittedly, Roosh unlocking the secret to seducing women to such a literal formula is a lifetime achievement, and I'm not saying he wasted a second or cent of his life.  But if "Game" is what it takes to become a player and get laid, the price is simply too high for any self-respecting man.  Roosh, in a very Jesus Christ way, suffered so we don't have to.  I suggest EVERY man read "Game" so you can realize and avoid the price Roosh paid.
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Friday, December 07, 2018

The Clarey Podcast #275 - The "Cappy Dream Team" Episode

Cappy's Global Domination Dream Team.
Oprah is powerful.
Facebook bans sex.
Cappy would become a Jew if he had to choose.
Slamming on Minnesota Vikings fans.


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Leave Your Husband if He's a Republican

Or, even if he doesn't hate Trump as much as you.

Thursday, December 06, 2018

Big Tech, Worse than the FCC

Good Christ, Big Tech won't stop until everything is Rated G.

The Best of Captain Capitalism Trio

There are officially now three books where I have conveniently compiled the best posts of this blog.  The main purpose of these books is to back up some of my life's work in case Google, Amazon, or the government censors it, or just simply deletes it.  But it is also to save you time as a reader where you won't have to sift through 5,000 posts looking for the most intellectually stimulating ones.  And of course there is the profit motive which is largely my sole motivator in life.

However, I have redone the covers to all be themed around pinup girls, showcasing the talents of three different artists.  Again the primary purpose was to back up my work, not make a killing, so I wanted them to be a bit more presentable and classy, so I went with the pinup girl motif.

Regardless, whether you buy them for intellectual reasons or you just like the cover art, you can purchase them below in both paperback and kindle.  The only one that has a separate Kindle listing is "Captain Capitalism Top Shelf" which you can find here.  Certainly feel free to share and tell friends.

The Man Who Would Not Be King

Aw, that's too bad.  Guess you won't be running for president, eh Mike?

Asshole Consulting Live #2 - Special Guest Consultant John Steele

Cappy and John Steele field questions and superchats including:

Should you buy investment property or an IRA?
Motorcycle patches and jackets.
Marrying overseas women and dating them.
Nurses, doctors, nurse practitioners, and sorta nurses.
Picking on Chad Elkins.

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Nepotistic, Spoiled Rich Kids Ain't Worth a Shit

Matter of fact, they end up costing more than they ever produced in life.

Wednesday, December 05, 2018

There are Only NPC Women to Date

Where Have All the Good Men Gone?  Well...Right Here, Madame.

The first client was a high-end programmer who was bringing in a handsome salary in Austria.  He was 33, no debt, had his own place, and was in decent enough shape to turn ahead or two.  He spent his time traveling, enjoying life, sampling various cuisines in Europe, but he also enjoyed sampling something else - Austrian women.

Not that he was dating them.  They were prostitutes.  Prostitution is surprisingly legal in an otherwise stuffy country like Austria.  And he would have one or two prostitutes a month, allowing him to satisfy his sexual urges, as well as getting a variety of women which is at the core of all male genetic programming.  He could have gotten a girl through "traditional methods," but didn't want to waste the time because it was just easier, cheaper, and higher quality, to pay $150 Euro for a tight, in shape, 20 something to show up in a cute lingerie outfit, have sex with him,...and inevitably leave without drama or antics at the end.

His problem was that he wanted to get married and knew that these girls were not the type to bring home to mom.  But every time he tried to find a quality woman, it was simply "no dice."  The majority of women he ran into were typically leftist, obsessed about their careers, had no interest in marriage, and weren't exactly marriage material either.  After a decade-and-change of failing to find wife material, he wondered if his life would be OK if he just kept sleeping with hot, lingerie-clad, 20 something prostitutes each month.  I laughingly concurred, saying such a life would be "alright," but warned him that the inevitable desire to find one quality woman and have a family would never go away.

The second client was also from Europe.  He was living in a decent flat, bought and paid for, as well as $600,000 cash.  He was also handsomely compensated bringing in over $125,000 a year, for a job he could do wherever from his laptop, and thus he traveled extensively.

Like the first client, he too inevitably wanted to know if there was more to life than just being rich, successful, well-fed, and well-traveled.  And though he did make forays into the dating market, he had been burned enough by enough ex-girlfriends that he had become increasingly skeptical of wanting to get married.  He wanted to know if there was anything else to life, and if there were any quality women to marry. I informed him "no" and "likely not, but leave a line out anyway," nudging another six-figured "good man" to leave the dating market.

The third client was today.  He was a traveling doctor.  35, in shape, no debt, regular gym attendee, and had over 30 countries stamped on his passport.  He had thoroughly enjoyed his life, his career, and his adventures.  But even this jet-setting lifestyle, afforded to him by his $500,000 salary, was getting tiring.  He wanted to know if there was more to life than living la vida loca, to which I asked, "Did you ever want to get married or was it kind of 'meh' in terms of your to do list?"  He said he wouldn't have minded, but every girl he dated in his large leftist town was (*shock*) a leftist girl, obsessed about her career, and wasn't the type of girl he would bring home to mom.  I said, "yes, this is all there is to life, unless you wanted to start a family.  But if you wanted to start a family, leave a line out, but have no hope."

There were more clients.  Matter of fact they're likely numbering double digits now.  But there is a noticeable trend where there are HIGHLY successful men, all making well above six figures, all financially stable, all in decent shape, who are looking for something more in life than just being rich and enjoying it.  Most are looking for a wife and children.  Most want to start families.  And there are no better-qualified individuals than these men to be husbands and fathers.  But when they try to find a future "Mrs. Successful," the "Wife Material Menu" is rather poor.  Matter of fact, there isn't a selection at all.  Because just like Henry Ford said you can have any color car you want as long as it was black, men can have any woman they want as a wife as long as she's an NPC leftst, because that is all that is on the market - NPC, leftist women.

The only problem?

NPC leftist women are incapable of being quality wives or mothers, and thus the quandary of all these most-eligible-bachelors.

How Many Trillions Did You Spent?

This is not a debate.  This is not me being snarky or sarcastic.  It is a very REAL fact men are facing today when it comes to marriage - that the only younger women out there to date and potentially marry up are all brainwashed, leftist, NPC women.  They ALL vote democrat.  They ALL are feminists.  They ALL put their career above everything else.  They ALL have crippling debts.  They ALL have dubious careers.  And to any man who takes having a wife and forming a family seriously, these women are simply unqualified for the job.  This isn't to say literally "all" women are like this (there are engineers, accountants, and traditional women), but the statistics are so skewed, so bad, there is effectively no choice for most men today.  I roughly estimate less than 5% of the female population are conditioned AND CAPABLE of being a wife an mother, which falls incredibly short of the 82% of men who wish to marry.  Ergo, you can have your Ford in any color you want, as long as it's black. And most men today can have wife as long as she's an NPC leftist. 

But did you ever wonder how women became so standardized, common, democrat, and (ultimately) boring?  Did you ever wonder why there's truly NO diversity in thought, life-goals, and life-philosophy among young women?  Did you ever wonder why ALL of them want a career, an education, a party-lifestyle, shoes, handbags, and none of them want a husband or children?  Well, allow me to ask you a question:

How many trillions did you spend training and programming women to be good wives and mothers?

The reason I ask this question is because while it seems absurd (why would you spend any resources programming women to be anything?), trillions have, in fact, been spent on programming, training, and ultimately indoctrinating women into becoming NPC leftists.

The K-College education industry alone has spent trillions of dollars over the past 50 years indoctrinating women to become men, putting their careers ahead of family, their educations ahead of individuals, and their politics ahead of love.  Certainly the lion's share of all education budgets since the 1960's has been dedicated towards actual education.  But if you look at the feminist indoctrination young girls received in K-College to put their careers above all else, you can in an accounting-like-sense attribute at least a couple trillion towards a clear and obvious intent to make women want to be wage-slaves, while belittling, even criminalizing being a wife and a mother.

While trillions of actual dollars have been invested in turning women into NPC, leftist, worker drones, what about the trillions of human hours also invested in conditioning women to become NPC leftists?  From teachers to guidance counselors to professors to government PSA's to media to women's magazines to women's studies departments to Jezebel and XOJane to even your own parents, it's impossible to calculate how many millions of women (and men) spent thousands of hours of their lives, promoting and propagandizing hundreds of millions of women over the past 50 years to abandon being wives and mothers and instead be good, little, obedient, debt-laden careerist NPC democrats.  Matter of fact, I can't think of a single larger expenditure of time in all of the US that comes even close to the resources we've spent conditioning women to become NPC leftists.  There has never been such a large, nation-wide, institution-wide push to form, program, and ultimately mold a people into something the powers that be want.

And I don't even know how to begin to measure the total resources spent by media, marketing, and advertisers to sell women the "empowered-don't-need-no-man-brave-executive" image all so women can buy $5,000 Prada handbags, $10,000 Chanel shoes, and $250,000 masters degree.  Be it movies showing the strong independent woman, or Silicon Valley fawning over the latest female CEO hire, or all of the MSM worshiping Hillary Clinton during the election, the entire entertainment/media/social-media world only reinforces to women today that the ONLY thing that matters is your career, your leftist politics, and your feminism.  Being a wife or a mother doesn't even come up on the radar.

Now I could go on citing other instances where resources have been purposely spent on conditioning women to become NPC's, but my larger point is how much has been spent on conditioning women to become good wives?  How many trillions in education budgets have been spent on teaching women to be good mothers?  And what institutions of our society (government, educational, media, corporate, etc.) actively promote motherhood and wifery?

And the answer is "none."  Not one cent, not one second, NOT EVEN BY THE PARENTS OF WOMEN THEMSELVES, is spent preparing, educating, explaining, or conditioning young women to be wives and mothers.

Of course, many women (being the conformist NPC leftists they are) will champion this.  They will celebrate it, pointing out that they are now officially "free" to do what they want and are no longer shackled to the evil patriarchal expectations of being a wife and mother.

But that is not the point of this article.  The point of this article is merely one of economics:

How much in resources has society spent on convincing women to be NPC leftist careerists?


How much in resources has society spent on convincing women to be good wives and mothers?

And what you will sadly conclude is that you get what you pay for.

"There are Only NPC Leftist Women on the Menu, Sir"

This is the key point I'm trying to convey to my clients of the past and any marriage-minded men of the future.  The supply of quality, marriage material women is simply not here.  There are not enough marriage-material women to go around.  And the shortage is so bad that I estimate nearly 90% of men who want to get married will have accept one of two things:

1.  You're not going to get married, or
2.  You can get married, but it will not be to a woman who puts you and the family first in her life.

Understand, this isn't because the women themselves are inherently low quality, or unqualified to be wives or mothers.  It's that we have spent NO resources training them to be either, and have instead spent trillions convincing them their careers, educations, and (ultimately) politics are more important in life.  And while I'm fully aware most women SAY they want to get married and some have kids, as I've said before;

"Getting married only requires saying 'I do.'  And having kids only requires forgetting a condom.
To be a wife and a mother takes infinitely more work, and women today have been trained in neither."

The sad truth is like sausage, rolls of sod, reams of blank white paper, most women have been purposely conditioned to become mass-produced, boring, unmentionable, unnoteworthy, borg-like NPC leftists.  It benefits the democrat party through votes.  It benefits the government through increased taxes (both via increased rates AND having women working and paying taxes as well).  And it benefits the media/corporate/college/materialist industries as women spend their money on trinkets, bobbles, handbags, and Masters in Social Work degrees.  But it will NEVER benefit a husband, children, a family, or loved ones.  And I'm not here to tell you some kind of "comeuppance" story, where women in their late 40's hit menopause and ask "where have all the good men gone" while cuddling their cats.

I'm telling you because you're my clients.  You need to know the truth.

Do not have the expectations of getting married in today's world.  The majority of women are not qualified to be mothers or wives.  They are qualified to be social workers, human resource directors, non-profit directors, CEO's, and any other form of worker drone.  But they are not capable of being a wife or a mother.

Prepare accordingly and "enjoy the decline."
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Tuesday, December 04, 2018

Older Brother Podcast #30 - The Anime Girlfriend Pillow Episode

Cappy and Adam Piggott answer more Asshole Consulting questions, including:

Losing friends because you're a Trump supporter.
Your uber Christian parents.
Dating after divorce...or not.
Your Japanese Anime Girlfriend Pillow.
How to sustain a successful society.


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Women Complaining Male Birth Control "Easier Than Theirs"

For the Patron Saint's Name of Frick...

A gel is developed that can be rubbed into a man's back that will potentially eliminate sperm.  And the response from women is to ask "why is it so hard for us to take pills every day and live the 'hell' we do?"

Honest to god boys, just get a vasectomy and never deal with this shit.

Monday, December 03, 2018

Asshole Consulting Live #1

Trying a new format where we answer a spate of Asshole Consulting requests while chit chatting and fielding superchat questions. 

Sponsored by Academic Composition and Elkins CPA.

Sunday, December 02, 2018

The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment

Good lord.  The vermin of society resort to this shit if there ain't no men around and government checks are abound.  Keep going ladies.  You don't need no man fish bicycle.  I'm sure your Lysistrata dream will be a utopian and heavenly place without men.

Saturday, December 01, 2018

New Pin Up Girl Covers for the "Best of Cappy" Books

Greetings all!

After working with three artists over 5 months, I finally had the covers redone for "Captain Capitalism - Top Shelf," "Captain Capitalism - Reserved" and my new book "Love Letters to the Left."  ALL books are available on Paperback and Kindle.  You may have to search "kindle" and "paperback"as Amazon has yet to consolidate the kindle and paperback links into one listing, BUT THEY ARE AVAILABLE IN BOTH FORMATS.

The good news is that the covers showcase the talents of three different comic book artists.  One is a traditional comic book style, the other a more modern comic book style, and a third influenced by Japanese anime (though, not dictated by it).  They came out exceptionally well and I hope you enjoy them.