I've already insisted on eating at Qdoba over Chipotle because I don't like getting a lecture or a sermon when I just want a freaking burrito. But if you want even more reason to just shake your head at one of America's dumbest corporations, look no further.
Not only is Chipolte moving it's headquarters from relatively low-taxed Denver Colorado to the worst state to do business in (that would be California for people in Rio Lindo). They're also shipping some of those lucky employees from Denver to.....Ohio.
Because that's exactly what I'd want if I were a Chipolte employee. "What? We're moving from Denver with all the sun and winter sports and kayaking and no state income taxes to that sad crappy, no-mountain state of Ohio!? Great! Can't wait to live in Toledo!"