Monday, December 16, 2019

Sportsbaaaaaalllllll!!!!!

If you are wondering if you are a superior person, here is a quick litmus test.

If you are so pathetic, so void of purpose and meaning in life, that you get pissed off "your team" didn't win, that you then go and fight with security and riot, then you are not a superior person.

But if you say, "yeah, that's dumb.  Why would I care that a bunch of guys threw the oblong ball better than the other group of guys?" then may I recommend you read this instead.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I actually am ordering a couple copies of Worthless for my two nieces as the social climate is such that marriage and children is not likely in their future. Hopefully, they will mature into productive functioning adults and not single mom parasites.

Anonymous said...

Not disagreeing with you, but check this one out. Stories like this make me wonder if there might still be hope for our country...

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2019/12/16/texas-teenagers-rescue-cancer-patient-from-burning-vehicle/#

David said...

The sad part about this story is that the Raiders are going to be in Las Vegas next year. At least these losers have the A's to root for.

Anonymous said...

@Anon @1256; Texas is gonna be ground zero when the shit gets real. That state is quickly turning blue. Everything that is absolute shit about California found its way over there.

Akuma said...

How are the reactions of sportsball fans not labeled as Mental Illness by the APA?

Albert said...

Are we expecting civilized behavior from Californicates now? When did that happen?

Anonymous said...

If you play with a ball it's not a sport it's a game. Problem with that, tuff shit.

Anonymous said...

@ Akuma; They're properly called "sportscuck" fans for obvious reasons.

@ Albert; No, but there were enough sheeple normies in Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona, and Texas who foolishly accepted them with open arms only to get stabbed in the back. I'm not surprised, but still.

Michael said...

"a bunch of guys threw the oblong ball better"

It's actually an oblate spheroid.