Thursday, December 23, 2010

What Should I Major In?

I'll make this short and sweet for you young kids out there kicking around what kind of major you should choose.

Don't listen to your "guidance counselors." They don't know jack.

Don't even listen to your parents, especially if they're the type of parents who "are your best friend."

This isn't some light-hearted decision that you can just make willy nilly and just assume you'll have a job at the end of 4 years of your youth and $60,000 in tuition bills later.

Just spend the $5 bleeping dollars on this book and the whopping 3 hours it might take to read it, and you'll have all your questions answered, not to mention a future void of poverty and debt.

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